From Crazy Uncle Earlâs Attic:
A Hump Day Chuckle!!
And for those folks that wanted to prematurely put a âforkâ in summer, welcome to autumn. There is a leaf rake calling your name. ENJOY!
I am the proud owner of a new iPhone. Unlike every other Mac-ite, I do not see the need to buy the newest version every September. Spending $1500 a year for the latest and greatest goes against my grain. Giving me a fully loaded smartphone is a waste. Itâs like giving a snake a pair of shoes. My approach is I donât need a Lamborghini when a well-appointed shopping cart will do. I make calls. I text (only when threatened with bodily harm). I store all my tunes. Thatâs it.
I bought my fancy-schmancy phone on the Internet. It took me all of 10 minutes to make the purchase, and the following day I had my phone. It came in an envelope. Youâd think a $1500 purchase would deserve a nice box, but no, it came in an envelope. It wasnât even padded.
When it arrived, I was warned by my Ring video doorbell. Watching the video, the driver stood in the middle of my front yard and âsailedâ the envelope to my front door. He then took a photo on his phone of my envelope lying on my stoop for proof of delivery. I guess âhandle with careâ and âfragileâ means âabuse me, pleaseâ to some delivery drivers.
I opened the plastic 10âx14â envelope and dumped out a small white box with a life-size picture of my new phone on one side and the familiar logo of a silhouette of an apple with a bite out of it. (I think, considering the $10,000âs of dollars Iâve given them over the years, I deserved an uneaten apple.) Itâs just my opinion, but I think the talent for creating meaningful company logos is a lost art. You donât want me to get started on my take of the Amazon logoâŚâŚâŚ.But, I digress.
I opened the box, and there, in all its glory, was my shiny new iPhone. I pulled the phone out, and underneath was a charging cable andâŚâŚâŚâŚ..that was it. No wall charger or earbuds. For 1500 bucks, do you think I could get a $2 wall charger and a 25¢ earbuds? I lied; there was something else in the box, a quick start guide.
The guide was the size of a Cheez-it. It was folded like an origami project from hell. I unfolded the guide to its full size of about 3âx5â. At first glance, it looked blank until I popped on my reading glasses. There were instructions, but it was printed in light gray and in 3-point font. What kind of sadistic trick is this? I can appreciate we are trying to be as environmentally sensitive as possible, but this was nuts. How much ink was saved by printing in 3-point font and in light gray? Does that savings offset the cost of me firing up my magnifying craft light so I can read the instructions?
People making these decisions should take into account us old codgers. I am not asking for the darn thing to be printed in the same-sized font as the âEâ on the top line of an eye chart, but come on, my electron microscope is in the shop. Also, understand the concept of contrast. You need to have some significant differences in the color of the paper and the color of the ink. If not, you may as well print it in Braille.
Oh well, enough angry old man energy. My new phone works fine, and it will give me something to do for the next 600 years as I explore all the whiz-bang stuff it has. Or maybe just two years as the technology passes this model by. Or until my phone is no longer relevant.
Aspire to Inspire!!!!!!
Happy Monday!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
A Common Thread âDig-A-Hitsâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
1. âYouâve Lost That Lovinâ Feelingâ by The Righteous Brothers (1964) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #1. 3:45
2. âFeelinâ Alrightâ by Joe Cocker (1969) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #69/33. 4:48
3. âIndian Reservation (The Lament of a Cherokee Reservation Indian)â by the Raiders (1971) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #1. 2:52
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The great session bassist/guitarist Carol Kaye played bass on all three tunes. She is one of the most prolific recorded bass guitarists as a member of the LA-based Wrecking Crew. Her work can be heard on over 10,000 records in a career that has lasted more than 65 years. She started out as a guitarist working for Phil Spector and Brian Wilson. After a bassist failed to show for a session in 1963, she was asked to switch to bass, where she found her calling.
1. This tune peaked at #1 for the blue-eyed soul duo. This song was written by Phil Spector, Barry Mann, and Cynthia Weil. It was produced by Phil Spector and was considered by some to be the ultimate expression of his wall of sound technique. The recording features the great session musicians, The Wrecking Crew, featuring the great Carol Kaye on bass as the base musical track, and the Spector layers dozens of instruments on top of one another. Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys considered this recording the greatest record ever. The song was used in the movie Top Gun.
2. This song only peaked at #69 in 1969 for Joe Cocker and was off his âWith a Little Help from My Friendsâ album. It was rereleased in 1972 and it hit #33 for Cocker. This was a cover of Dave Masonâs song first recorded by Traffic in 1969 that failed to reach the Hot 100. This song has been recorded by many artists. In 1971, Grand Funk Railroad covered it and it reached #54. John Goodman did a version of this song for his appearance in Muppets Tonight in 1996.
Cockerâs recording featured several LA-based session musicians, including the great Carol Kaye on bass.
3. Reached #1 and was Paul Revere and the Raidersâ only #1 - This was a cover of John D. Loudermilkâs tune that was first recorded by Don Fardon in 1967, a song that reached #20. The Raiders chalked up 15 Top 40 and 5 Top 10 hits. They knew how to hit big when they appeared as themselves on the November 2nd, 1966 Batman TV show as entertainment for an event when The Penguin ran for mayor of Gotham City.
Bringing these 3 hits into a playlist will bring you 11 minutes and 25 seconds of Dig-A-Hits Tune-L-Edge that will spark memories and solid bass lines from a great studio musician.
âŚ.and as alwaysâŚâŚâŚ.. Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
Happy Friday!!!
Can you guess our Dig-A-Hits Focus Year?????
Here are some clues:
* In Super Bowl XVIII, the LA Raiders defeat the Washington Redskins 38-9.
* The US Bell System is broken up into 24 separate companies as ordered by the US government.
* While filming a Pepsi commercial, Michael Jacksonâs hair catches fire. The following month, he earns 8 Grammy awards.
* The Soviet Union boycotts the Summer Olympics in LA.
* Prince releases his monster album âPurple Rain.â
* Vanessa Williams becomes the first Miss America to resign after nude photos of her appear in Penthouse magazine.
* John Schnatter opens his first Papa Johnâs Pizza in Jeffersonville, IN.
* On TV: Jeopardy! begins in syndication with Alex Trebek as host; Miami Vice premieres on NBC; American Movie Channel, AMC begins.
* The Detroit Tigers defeat the San Diego Padres in 5 games to win the World Series.
* Aboard Space Shuttle Challenger, astronaut Kathryn Sullivan becomes the first US woman to perform a space walk.
* Ronald Reagan defeats Walter Mondale to be reelected as President in a landslide victory; Reagan wins 49 states. Mondale wins Washington D.C. and his home state of Minnesota but only by 3761 votes.
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Did someone say 1984? Fantastic! George Orwell and Big Brother are proud as hell of you!
How about a âDig-A-Hits Focus Yearâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
FROM 1984:
1. âThe Heart of Rock and Rollâ by Huey Lewis and The News - This song hit #6 in the US for Huey Lewis and The News. While playing a gig in Cleveland that at the time was known for its rock scene, the band remained defiant that their hometown of San Francisco had just as strong a rock vibe. After the show, they changed their mind and the heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland. When Lewis wrote the song, he changed it to the heart of rock and roll is still beating. He felt there was real rock and roll all over. He later calls out various cities in the end of the song. This song was the third single off their 1983 album âSportsâ. 4:06
2. âNeverâ by Moving Pictures - This song was written for the movieâs angst-ridden punch dance scene in an abandoned warehouse by Kevin Baconâs character, Ren McCormack. The song was never released as a single and was performed by the Australian pop rock band âMoving Picturesâ. Though the song was an intricate part of the storyline, the song and the band never achieved the commercial success of a hit song. 3:47
3. âMisledâ by Kool and The Gang - Reached #10 in the US. It was written by the entire group and was a very nice move into the rock and pop genre. Starting in 1964 as the Jazziacs, Kool and the Gang had 21 Top 40 and 12 Top 10 Hits with one charting at #1. 4:06
If you put this 3-pack of Tune-L-Edge into a playlist, you will enjoy 11 minutes and 59 seconds of Tune-L-Edge that will relieve the constraints lashed on you from not hearing great tunes since our last Dig-A-Hits session.
AlwaysâŚâŚâŚ Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earlâs Attic:
A Hump Day Pondering!!
May I have a word with you?
For some reason, that question raises the hair on the back of my neck. Maybe I have a permanently guilty conscience or maybe I have no clue as to what Iâm doing and am doing it wrong.
No, this is nothing ominous. I have a question about a word or two that I want to verify my lifelong pronunciation of.
First off, the yellow part of an egg, how do you pronounce it?
Think about this for a second. Do you annunciate the âLâ in the word? Or do you pronounce it like I do, yoke?
Iâve been around since the Eisenhower administration and Iâve always pronounced it, yoke. You know like the wooden beam used to pair oxen.
This question suddenly popped up when I was talking to a teenager the other day and I asked her about how she liked her eggs. She lowered her phone down from her face, rolled her eyes, and said the YOLK canât be runny. That hit my ear and it was like, what theâŚ.. there IS an âLâ in yolk? Where in the hell has that been for the last 70 years of my life?
I just got schooled by a girl that had the annunciation skills of a wild boar. But, YET, she so succinctly pronounced yolk. How did I miss that? I must have used the word yolk a million times in my life and now I realized I WAS WRONG.
That really rattled my maracas. The following day, I was watching TV and there was a lady reading Treasure Island to children in a classroom. She was talking about what pirates do to their treasure to keep it hiddenâŚâŚâŚ
How do you pronounce bury? Does it rhyme with flurry or does it rhyme with cherry?
Again, I was wrong!!!!! Well DAMN! I got that wrong too! Even when I read it, in my mind itâs berry, but on the page itâs bury.
What?? Am I like what my teacherâs used to call me, the village idiot? Now every time I say those words, I second-guess myself. Iâm like a 3-pound Chihuahua shaking and peeing on the rug. What else have I been saying wrong?
Am I saying the difficult words like Worcestershire incorrectly? I called my buddy in Boston and asked him how he pronounces the town outside of Boston, Worcester. He says âWoostaâ. HUH???? I said thereâs a frickinâ âRâ in the middle and at the end of the name. Oh, thatâs right, there are no âRâs in their language.
Well, guess what? Iâm gonna berry my head in the sand and make up a couple of soft-boiled eggs with runny yokes on wheat toast like my dear Ant Ida used to makeâŚâŚDâoh!
Maybe Iâll just get a scoop of ice cream with carmel or caramelâŚ.. CRAP!âŚ.with chocolate sauce!
It wasnât broke!!! Kiss my ass, I ainât fixing it!
âŚ.as alwaysâŚâŚ..Aspire to Inspire!!!
Happy Monday!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
A Common Thread âDig-A-Hitsâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
1.âBadgeâ by Cream (1969) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #60. 2:43
2.âIt Donât Come Easyâ by Ringo Starr (1971) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #4. 3:02
3.âHandle with Careâ by Traveling Wilburys (1988) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #45. 4:18
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All songs were written or co-written by âthe quietâ Beatle, George Harrison. Harrisonâs impact on the music world was irreplaceable. Known as the musicianâs musician, Harrison was a producer, writer, vocalist, and a very underrated guitarist. In addition to his success as a Beatle, he had 8 Top 20 hits as a solo artist and 4 Top 10 US Mainstream Rock hits as a member of The Traveling Wilburys.
1. This song is off Creamâs final album, âGoodbyeâ. Though in the top 20 in the UK (#18), the song did not break into the Top 40 in the US. It was written by Clapton and George Harrison. While writing the song across from each other, Clapton was trying to read Harrisonâs lyrics. He saw the word âbridgeâ and with Harrisonâs poor handwriting, Clapton read out loud as âBadgeâ. Clapton laughingly said, âWhatâs Badge?â and the title stuck. George Harrison played rhythm guitar on the track but because of contractual reasons, he is listed as âLâAngelo Misteriosoâ. Felix Pappalardi played piano and mellotron on the tune.
2. This non-album single hit #4 in the US for Ringo and was his second solo song released in the US. Ringo is credited with writing the song but has acknowledged that George Harrison was a huge contributor to the song. Harrison produced the song as well as played guitar. On piano was Gary Wright (âDream Weaverâ) and on backing vocals were Pete Ham and Tom Evans of Badfinger.
3. This debut single from the supergroup only hit #45. The group consisting of George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynne of ELO, Roy Orbison, and Tom Petty was put together to record this song for George Harrisonâs album. Harrisonâs record company thought the group should continue as the fictitious group The Traveling Wilburys. The grouping was the brainstorm of Harrison and Lynne and has been considered the biggest supergroup of all time. The group released one album before Roy Orbison passed away in December 1988.
These 3 Harrison-forward gems will bring you 10 minutes and 3 seconds of Dig-A-Hits Tune-L-Edge that will leave you wanting more George.
âŚ.and as alwaysâŚâŚâŚ.. Aspire to Inspire!
The end of summer is only a week away in the Northern Hemisphere. The autumnal equinox will be upon us as it ushers in fall. The trees will be dropping their foliage and showing us their twigs and bits. Daylight will slowly be slipping away. And temperatures will start to diminish.
It is a GREAT time for a good book!
And being the type of guy I am, I have the perfect book for you, MINE!
âCrazy Uncle Earlâs Illogical Amalgamationsâ by Earl Snyder.
Itâs the perfect mental candy to escort you into the new season.
Imagine, sitting in a comfy chair in front of a window as leaves waltz to the ground in the fleeting amber sunlight, sipping on your $20 pumpkin-spiced latte, and reading my funny take on life. Perfection.
Treat yourself. Use the Amazon link to buy my book, âCrazy Uncle Earlâs Illogical Amalgamationsâ by Earl Snyder, TODAY!
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From Crazy Uncle Earl:
Happy Friday!!!
Can you guess our Dig-A-Hits Focus Year?????
* Cigarette advertising was banned from American television and radio.
* Intel released its 4004 microprocessor, making personal computing theoretically possible.
* We learned Jeremiah was a bullfrog, according to Three Dog Nightâs âJoy to the Worldâ.
* Billy Jack and Dirty Harry were kicking everyoneâs ass at the movie theaters.
* We were learning the world according to Archie Bunker on the TV show âAll in the Familyâ.
* The Quotes: âIs it live or is it Memorex?â, âYou deserve a break today.â, âMarsha, Marsha. Marsha!â.
* The 26th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified, lowering the voting age from 21 to 18.
* D.B. Cooper jumps out the tail door of a 727 with $200K in ransom and is never seen again.
* The first Starbucks opens on Western Ave in Seattle, only selling roasted coffee beans.
* Astronaut Alan Shepard hits two golf balls on the surface of the moon during the Apollo 14 mission.
* And the Crock-Pot slow cooker was introduced by Rival Manufacturing.
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Did someone say 1971? Congratulations! Youâre so smart. I bet your Weebles will wobble but they wonât fall down.
How about a âDig-A-Hits Focus Yearâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
FROM 1971:
1. âDay After Dayâ by Badfinger - This song peaked at #4 for Badfinger and was their highest charting song. The tune was produced by George Harrison, who also played slide guitar on the recording. Leon Russell played piano on the cut. Badfinger started out as the Iveys. Apple Records insisted they change their name. Badfinger was suggested. The name came from the working title, âBad Finger Boogieâ, for an earlier version of the Lennon and McCartneyâs âWith A Little Help From My Friendsâ. Badfinger had 4 top 40 hits in the US. 3:12
2. âNever Can Say Goodbyeâ by The Jackson 5 - This song peaked at #2 for the Jackson 5. The song was written by the actor Clifton Davis. In addition to the Jackson brothers helping Michael out with the trackâs vocals, little sister Janet added her voice to the background. This song has been covered many times. The most successful was Gloria Gaynorâs version in 1974 that hit #9. 3:00
3. âFootstompin' Musicâ by Grand Funk Railroad - This single hit #29 on the US charts and was the highest charting song from Grand Funkâs 5th studio album E Pluribus Funk. The album jacket design was unique in that it was shaped like a large silver coin. On the âheadsâ side were the die-cast profiles of the band, and on the âtailsâ side was an embossed image of Shea Stadium. An homage to when the group, in 1971, sold out Shea Stadium in 72 hours, faster than the Beatles. All songs on the album were written by Mark Farner @REALMARKFARNER. 3:48
If you put your Klackers away and put this 3-pack of Tune-L-Edge into a playlist, you will enjoy 10 minutes of serious Tune-L-Edge that will have the memories come flooding back.
AlwaysâŚâŚâŚ Aspire to Inspire!
From Earl Snyder
9/11/2001
I had been thinking about what I would post to pay tribute to those we lost on 9/11, 25 years after that fateful day. It seemed nothing I scribbled down gave it the credence and respect this historical event deserved.
Everything I typed seemed to fall short of satiating my desire to express my feelings. All my writings seemed hollow and unreal. Knowing there are a lot of people that werenât yet born or were too young to remember that horrible day, I felt obligated to at least shed some light on those events and their impact on the average person. Those in the category of too young, please keep in mind, the iPhones were still 6 years away and social media was an embryo. All immediate information came from radio and TV.
My experiences on September 11, 2001.
It was Tuesday morning the week after Labor Day, and I was getting used to having summer give way to fall. I remember driving to work listening to the radio. As I pulled into the parking lot, the DJ interrupted a block of Styx songs and said a plane had flown into the World Trade Center towers. I immediately thought this couldnât be right. I brushed it off and walked into the office.
There was an odd sense of vacancy in the building. I was wondering where everyone was. I grabbed my mug and headed to the break room for some coffee. The break room was jammed-packed with all the missing workers huddled around a 20-inch TV watching the news. No one was saying a word. There was a video showing smoke billowing out of one of the towers. I thought to myself, âthat is a lot of damage from a small planeâ.
I grabbed my coffee and went to my desk and began to work. About 20 minutes later, I heard someone say a second plane had hit the second tower, and this was an airliner, not a private planeâŚâŚâŚMy mouth droppedâŚâŚWhat were the chances of this being an accident?????? I couldnât connect the dots. Then word came that a third plane slammed into the outer ring of the Pentagon. What? My disbelief turned into fear. There was an anxious pit in my gut and a level of panic I had never experienced. My boss came into the office and said we were closing and we should go home to be with our loved ones.
In a daze, I started to drive home attentively listening to the news on the radio. The commute was surreal. There was no traffic. My normal 15-minute commute only took about 7 minutes but in my mind, it seemed to be an hour. At the time, I was living about ½ mile from the St. Louis Airport. I had lived by the airport most of my life and had gotten used to the noise of jets taking off and landing. In 2001, St. Louis Airport was the major hub for TWA. Southwest was constantly expanding its service. There was never a break in the noise level from 5 a.m. to 11 p.m.. That day on the ride home, I heard nothing!âŚ.. I rolled my windows down in the car and there was nothing but the sound of my tires rolling on the highway. The silence was deafening.
I pulled into my driveway and ran into the house. My wife and my mother-in-law were watching the TV. A look of horror was on their faces as the first tower collapsed. My wife looked at me for answers as to what was happening. I tried to assure her weâd be alright, but that was futile as I had no clue whether we were going to be or not. Just then, the newscaster announced a fourth airliner had been hijacked and it was on its way to Washington DC. The military was scrambling fighters to shoot down anything in the sky that was in a rogue trajectory. We were under attack. Then the second tower collapsed. Then we heard the fourth plane had crashed in rural Pennsylvania. Our world would never be the same.
Part 2
Over the next 2 weeks, I spent every spare moment down in my basement watching the news. There was nothing else to watch on the 100 or so cable channels we had because even the entertainment stations paired up with the news channels. It was constant news. The longer I sat, the angrier I became. The constant droning of the talking heads on the news cast with the same information over and over made me think, 24-hour news coverage sucks. The innuendos and speculation from these morons trying to fill time was pathetic. I finally had enough!
I took a shower and got dressed. I was going to go out and talk to actual people. I wanted the camaraderie of my fellow Americans. I needed solidarity. No one was going to do this to my country, to my family, to me, and get away with it. I broke out the flag and flew it proudly. I would wave at anyone that drove down my street and gave them a thumbs-up. They would do the same. I hugged more people in the following weeks than I had in the previous 30 years. Cars were driving with the flag flying. I have never seen so much Red, White, and Blue. I have never seen so much patriotism. We were all united. We were all Americans regardless of any physical, mental, or philosophical differences. People openly thanked all front-line folks and the militaryâŚâŚâŚâŚ..
And there it wasâŚâŚ..My funk and accompanying writerâs block was due to the fact that I was pissed at myself. I did not carry forward the lessons I learned 25 years ago. The malaise and melancholy I had was directly in proportion to my failure to remember what I learned on a Tuesday morning in September in 2001.
For the younger folks, I understand you not feeling the need to connect to an event from 25 years ago. In a way, I was the same way when I was young, and my parents talked about Pearl Harbor. But the adage, âthose who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat itâ, is true. Learn and remember, but do not be fearful. Fear needs to be tempered with rationalization.
If we do not live our lives, the sub-human excrement wins.
AND THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN!
To all the Military, Veterans, Police, Firefighters, and First Responders, Thank You for Your Service!
God Bless the USA and Every American! Keep the American Spirit Soaring! United We Stand!
AndâŚ..âLetâs roll!â
(Todd Morgan Beamer 1968-2001 United Flight 93)
As AlwaysâŚâŚAspire to Inspire!!!
From Crazy Uncle Earlâs Attic:
A Hump Day Chuckle!!
I have realized I am not wine. I donât get better with age. Iâm closer to a car from the 50s. And not the cool cars that everyone wants to fix up like a â57 Chevy. I am like a beige Rambler still running, but nobody is fighting to drive me. The years have not been kind to my body. But like the Rambler, I keep plugging along.
Like most experienced folks (See what I did there? I couldâve said old fart), my eyesight is not as it was. I did not need glasses until I was in my late twenties when nearsightedness snuck up on me. I used to be proud of my 20/20 vision. It was quite a blow to my ego when I had to wear glasses. Then in my late forties, my ego took another hit on a visit to the ophthalmologist. I was told I would need trifocalsâŚ..Huh?????
Did I skip right over bifocals and go directly to trifocals? My eye doc said since I work on a computer for my job, I would need near-mid-far range help. I gave in and ordered my trifocals.
A week later, I went to the eyeglass store to pick up my new glasses. I sat down in the chair, and the technician put them on my face and fine-fitted them on my head. She pulled her hands away from my face, and immediately I could see her so clearly. I looked out the window, and I could read the license plate numbers of the cars in the parking lot. The technician handed me a business card with very small printing on it. I could read every line as if it was the top line of an eye chart. It was a miracle. I was grinning from ear to ear.
Then, I had to stand up and walkâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.I thought where did this staircase come from? This was a flat floor when I came in. Every step I took, I could not judge where my foot was at. My depth perception was gone. I was raising my knees way up to make sure I made the next stair, and then my foot would slam down on the floor because there was no stair-step. I must have looked like one of those prancing ponies in a circus. After about eight steps, the technician grabbed my elbow to help me out the door. No, THAT wasnât embarrassing.
My car was right outside the door of the eyeglass store, so a few more steps and I was home free. I thoughtâŚâŚuntil now I was on a flat surface thinking I was on a staircase. I had adjusted and was starting to smooth out my gate and picked up speed. Now I am about to encounter a curb that appears in my new-fangled trifocals as a flat surfaceâŚâŚ..The next thing I know I am flat on my face in the parking lot looking under my car. I could see so clearly, the undercarriage of my car. Close-up, mid-distance, and far away, those trifocals were working like a champ.
How embarrassing? I slowly pulled myself to my feet. I was too embarrassed to turn around. I thought Iâd look back and see people gawking out the windows of the eyeglass store laughing or holding up signs giving me my score for the âface-plantâ I just performed like some sort of sick Olympic event. I just got in my car and drove away, never to return again.
Every day is a new adventure with aging. What was once a non-event now can be a challenge. But what were once bad decisions through the eyes of youth are now smart choices through the eyes of experience. Do I still make ill-advised decisions? Yes, I do. Do I learn from my mistakes? Most of the time, and that is OK.
No matter your years, you are your age. Stay young!
âŚ.as alwaysâŚâŚ..Aspire to Inspire!!!
Happy Monday!
And Happy Labor Day!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
A Common Thread âDig-A-Hitsâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
1.âDoctor My Eyesâ by Jackson Browne (1972) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #8. 3:20
2.âAnother Day in Paradiseâ by Phil Collins (1989) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #1. 5:22
3.âHold My Handâ by Hootie and the Blowfish (1994) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #10. 4:18
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All three songs had David Crosby singing back-up. Crosby co-founded the Byrds and later became part of all the variants of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and sometimes Young. He was emblematic of the counterculture of the 60s and 70s. He was a two-time Hall of Fame inductee. Once as a member of the Byrds and once as a member of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. Crosby lent his voice to numerous artists, including Dave Mason, James Taylor, Carole King, Elton John, and Gary Wright, just to name a few.
1. This song was off Browneâs debut album and would peak at #8 in the US. Browne would not see another top 10 hit until 1982 with âSomebodyâs Babyâ. Though a very pessimistic tune, Browne gave the song a very bouncy feel through orchestration and strong beats. Singing background on the tune were Graham Nash and David Crosby. Fun fact, Browne was once roommates with JD Souther and Eaglesâ Glenn Frey.
2. This tune was written by Collins. It was Collinsâs seventh and final #1 on the Hot 100. The song had the honor of being the last #1 of the 1980s and the first #1 of the 1990s. The song is about a homeless individual with two kids trying to survive. David Crosby lent background vocals on this tune.
3. This was the debut single for this group of college buddies from South Carolina. This peaked at #10 and was off their monster debut album, Cracked Rear View. The group would have 5 top 20 hits. Singing background on this song was David Crosby.
These 3 ear excursions with David Crosbyâs vocal enhancements will bring you 13 minutes of Dig-A-Hits Tune-L-Edge of toe tapping, finger snapping, dashboard keyboarding, air guitar riffing, and thigh drumming joy.
âŚ.and as alwaysâŚâŚâŚ.. Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
Happy Friday!!!
Can you guess our Dig-A-Hits Focus Year?????
*Monsanto invents AstroTurf to be installed in the new Astrodome in Houston.
*Ford makes 8-track tape players available as a factory option for automobiles.
*Star Trek premieres on NBC.
*The Monkees premiere on NBC.
*Batman premieres on ABC.
*The Miranda warning became mandatory for law enforcement.
*Spirograph, Twister, and a Barrel of Monkeys were introduced. (Naked Twister was not yet invented by that weird dude in the van.)
*The Flintstones final episode airs.
*The Dick Van Dyke Show final episode airs.
*The Beach Boys release the album Pet Sounds.
*The Beatles play their last concert at Candlestick Park in San Francisco.
*WPIX-TV in NYC broadcasts The Yule Log for the first time. It becomes a Christmas tradition.
*Groundbreaking takes place in NYC for the new World Trade Center on 8-5-66. It will stand for 12,821 days.
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Did someone say 1966? Well youâve Twisted the night away and come up with the correct answer! Congratulations!
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FROM 1966:
1. âWhat Becomes of the Brokenheartedâ by Jimmy Ruffin - This song reached #7 in the US and was originally intended to be recorded by The Spinners when they were with Motown. Ruffin, whose younger brother David was the lead singer of The Temptations, pleaded with the writers and was given the song to record. Ruffin, with backing vocals by session singers and Funk Brothers instrumentation, recorded it and launched his modest career. 3:02
2. âSunnyâ by Bobby Hebb -Reached #2 in the US. It was written by Hebb to remind everyone âto remember to look on the bright sideâ as a tribute to his older brother who had been killed the day after JFK was assassinated. This song was Hebbâs only top 20 hit. Hebb once appeared with Roy Acuff on the Grand Ole Opry, and in 1966, he toured with The Beatles in the US. 2:45
3. âLast Train to Clarksvilleâ by The Monkees-Reached #1 in the US one month after The Monkees TV show premiered. The song features vocals only by 3 of the group. Mike Nesbitt was not on the recording. All instruments on the recording were played by the writers Boyce and Hartâs band, The Candy Store Prophets. The songâs lyrics reference a call by a guy to a girl to meet him at the station because heâs hopping on a train to Clarksville and may never be coming back. The Monkees had 10 top hits and 6 top 5 hits. 2:46
âMash Potatoâ this 3-pack of Tune-L-Edge into a playlist and enjoy 8 minutes and 33 seconds that will make you realize that âBeam me up, Scottyâ was never uttered by Captain Kirk. He always said, âBeam me up, Mr. Scott.â Great! 60 years of being wrong. Dang!
AlwaysâŚâŚâŚ Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earlâs Attic:
Hello September!!!!
A Hump Day Chuckle!!
I had a chat with a couple of friends the other day while killing brain cells with a couple of Daddy-Pops, and the question was posed, âwhat is the most demeaning job?â
We sat there and thought about it.
One guy says, âWhat about a manicurist for a plumbing company?â
Laughs ensued.
Next guy says, âWhat about a teller at a sperm bank?â
Laughs erupted!
After the laughs died down, we pondered the question.
I said, âWe used to have an ice cream truck that came around from a company called Mister Softy. The truck had a caricature of a soft serve ice cream cone with a face on it and a service hat.
That driver must be humiliated all day driving around being called Mr. Softy.
Can you imagine going into a bar and trying to pick up a girl? âSo what do you do for a living?â Soul crushing.â
The guys chuckled, and then the conversation veered off into another topic.
Later on, that question about the most demeaning job stuck with me. Pretty much every job has some sort of not-so-nice public perception. Professionals, the trades, restaurants, retail, anything can be perceived as demeaning, lowly, or negativity attached to it.
I have had jobs in my life that were not exactly âspecial,â but it was about that âends-meansâ deal. Thatâs an adult thing: you do what you do to provide for yourself and your loved ones. If you donât like it, find something else and move on.
My first job was a curb boy at Steakân Shake. At 14, I carried trays of hamburgers and shakes from a window on the side of the restaurant to cars parked in the lot. For 90¢ an hour plus tips, I humiliated the hell out of myself by sporting a paper âCâ cap, a clip-on bow tie, a white shirt, black pants, and a frickinâ cummerbund just to haul food out to rowdy delinquents in muscle cars. These jack-wangs were NOT kind to curb boys. The laughs and taunts were brutal, but I endured foraging for nickel and dime âtipsâ in a partially eaten burger or shake glasses that were turned into makeshift ashtrays. I wanted to earn to have spending money and help the family.
At 14, I knew curb boy was not my career. I also knew a paycheck was not an entitlement; it was a system of work-earn. I knew I was not entitled to the same pay and benefits as my superiors. I knew curb boy was not a career, but a first step. It was ENTRY LEVEL!
Oh well, Iâm retired. Am I rich? I am loaded when it comes to faith and happiness. I am filthy rich with the love of family and friends. So, yes, Iâm rich. Would I want more money? Well, duh! Do I want more stuff? Maybe. But my days of accumulation are behind me.
When itâs all said and done, I donât think U-Haul has a trailer drop-off at the Pearly Gates, and there are no closets in caskets. To paraphrase the 1984 Wendyâs commercial, âStuff is stuff.â
Yeah, I knowâŚâŚjust call me Mister Softy!
âŚ.as alwaysâŚâŚ..Aspire to Inspire!!!
Happy Monday!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
A Common Thread âDig-A-Hitsâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
1.âStand Backâ by Stevie Nicks (1983) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #5. 4:48
2.âI Feel for Youâ by Chaka Khan (1984) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #3. 5:43
3.âManic Mondayâ by The Bangles (1986) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #2. 3:05
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All three songs were written or co-written by Prince (in a âPrinceâ sort of way).
1. This Stevie Nicks tune hit #5 in the U.S. and was off her second solo album. Nicks wrote this tune based on the melody of Princeâs song Little Red Corvette, which she had heard on the radio when going on her honeymoon. When Nicks went into the studio to record the song, she reached out to Prince and told him the story of the song. He came over to the studio and played synthesizer. He and Nicks agreed to split the publishing royalties. Playing guitar on the tune was Steve Lukather of Toto.
2. This song hit #3 on the Hot 100 for Chaka Khan and was her highest-charting solo hit. This recording features Stevie Wonder on chromatic harmonica as well as several samples of Wonderâs hit âFingertipsâ. Prince wrote this song and originally recorded it for his album âPrinceâ in 1979. Khanâs version was awarded a Grammy for Best R&B Vocal Performance, Female in 1985.
3. This tune reached #2 in the US for the Bangles and would be their first of 8 top 40 hits for this all-female American band. It was written by Prince under the pseudonym âChristopherâ. The song is kind of a take of the Mamas and Papas hit, âMonday, Mondayâ with some quirky rhymes like Sunday and âI-donât-have-to-run-dayâ.
If you put these 3 Prince-penned tunes into a Dig-A-Hits playlist, youâll party like itâs 1999 for 13 minutes and 36 seconds of purple majesty Tune-L-Edge.
âŚ.and as alwaysâŚâŚâŚ.. Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
Happy Friday!!!
Can you guess our Dig-A-Hits Focus Year?????
Here are some cluesâŚ..
The world is introduced to Star Wars with Star Wars Episode IV. Silly me. I would think episode one would be first.
Other movies of note: Saturday Night Fever, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Smokey and the Bandit, and Annie Hall.
Elvis Presley dies at Graceland in Memphis, TN.
A song with more sap than a giant sequoia, âYou Light Up My Lifeâ by Debby Boone, is the best-performing song of the year, sitting on top of the charts for 10 weeks.
A plane crash claims the life of Lynyrd Skynyrd lead singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Steve Gaines.
Alex Haleyâs Roots miniseries is aired for eight consecutive nights in January, drawing an audience of 80 million viewers.
The Atari 2600 is released in September, bringing programmable home video games into American living rooms.
And the biggest event: Chia Pets go on sale.
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Did someone say 1977? Well, arenât you the smart one? You get a lifetime supply of Slime. Not the toy, I have a bunch of snails in my yard and I need to get rid of their trails.
How about a âDig-A-Hits Focus Yearâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
FROM 1977:
1. âBaby Come Backâ by Player - The tune hit #1 off their debut album. The follow-up hit âThis Time Iâm In It For Loveâ, hit #10 and was their last Top 20 hit. The group would only have one other tune in the Top 40. This American/English band toured with acts like Eric Clapton, Gino Vannelli, Kenny Loggins, and Heart. 4:14
2. âDonât Worry Babyâ by B.J. Thomas - This song hit #17 for Thomas. The song was written by Brian Wilson and Roger Christian and was originally recorded in 1964 by the Beach Boys and charted at #24. Wilson had originally written the tune for The Ronnettes as a response to their hit, âBe My Babyâ, but they turned it down. Thatâs when the Beach Boys recorded it. 3:03
3. âItâs So Easyâ by Linda Ronstadt - This song hit #5 for Ronstadt and was one of 22 top 40 hits. While in the Top 5, her recording of Roy Orbisonâs Blue Bayou was occupying the #3 spot of the charts. This was a remake of the Buddy Holly and The Crickets song that had failed to chart for them. 2:27
Put this 3-pack of Tune-L-Edge into a playlist and enjoy 9 minutes and 44 seconds that will âlight up your lifeâ and bring back great memories of 49 years ago. And if it doesnât, like the great philosopher Steve Martin so eloquently stated, âWELLLL EXXXXCUUUUUUUSE MEEE!
AlwaysâŚâŚâŚ Aspire to Inspire!
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From Crazy Uncle Earlâs Attic:
A Hump Day Think-Back!!
This time of year makes me think back to returning to school after having the summer off.
Grant it, I have not graced the halls of a school as a student in a LOONNGG time.
When I was in school, there were only 25 letters in the alphabet, so itâs been a while.
But I remember like it was yesterday the dread, excitement, and anxiousness that the first day of school would bring.
Will I be late?
Will I be able to find my classroom?
Who will I be sitting next to?
Will I show up in just my underwear like the dozens of dreams Iâd had in the weeks leading up to the first day?
Regardless, it got the blood pumping and you were raring to get that first day out of the way.
By the third day, the ânew school year smellâ dissipated and you were looking at the school calendar to find out when the next day off would be.
One big hurdle you had to leap over was school supplies. Each grade you were going into had its own list of school supplies you needed.
One of my first school supply memories involved the lowly pencil and paper.
Do you remember the pencils you needed in first grade? They were about an inch in diameter with no eraser. They were so large, you had to rest them on your shoulder while you wrote. Why would you give a 6-year-old with the manual dexterity of a rock a pencil you needed two hands to use and weighed 8 pounds WITH NO ERASURE! Hell, I think I made four mistakes pulling it out of my pencil bag.
Remember the tablets of paper you had to use? I think the brand was something like Big Chief or something politically insensitive. (It was the 60s.) Each sheet of paper seemed like it was a sixteenth of an inch thick and had a yellowish cast to it. Looking closely at it, you could actually see the chunks of wood pulp suspended in the paper. The sheets had lines that were different widths. Youâd have two dark lines and a dashed light line about â
between the two dark lines. All letters started on the second dark line. The capital letters concluded at the top dark line. Lowercase letters concluded at the light dashed line. Great plan to improve your handwriting skills.
Well, best laid plans of⌠A 6-year-old âPoindexterâ has a horse leg pencil resting on his shoulder and is trying to balance it while practicing writing his upper and lower case ABCâs. Heâs trying to avoid the chunks of wood floating in his sheet of paper. Heâs trying to remember where to stop the letter based on its âcaseâ. The kid gets done with the first 5 letters, and it looks like he was writing it while sitting on a paint shaker.
Once that exercise was done, it was time to sharpen your pencil. This was a two-kid job for these tent poles you were writing with. Bolted to a table was a manual crank-type pencil sharpener. On one side was a round plate with 6 holes of different sizes for you to slide your pencil into to get sharpened. On the other side was a crank you would turn to spin the wood shaving screw blades to bring your pencil to the âperfect pointâ. With these gargantuan pencils, one kid would slide the pencil into the huge size hole while putting inward pressure on it, while the other kid would man the crank and turn it. The more inward pressure, the sharper the point. You know you were done when the kid cranking would be easily turning the crank.
You would haul the perfectly sharpened pencil back to your seat to resume your writing only to hit a piece of driftwood in your paper and break your pencil lead. When is that teacher conference day off?
Ahhh! MemoriesâŚâŚ.
âŚ.as alwaysâŚâŚ..Aspire to Inspire!!!
Rest in peace and glory, dear Dolly.
Happy Monday!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
A Common Thread âDig-A-Hitsâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
1.âEight Days a Weekâ by The Beatles (1965) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #1. 2:43
2.âEight Miles Highâ by The Byrds (1966) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #14. 3:34
3.âIâm Henry the VIII, I Amâ by Hermanâs Hermits (1965) U.S. Billboard Hot 100 #1 1:50
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Well, duh! All three reference 8 in their titles. Come on. A layup scores the same as a slam-dunk!
1. This Beatles tune hit #1 in the US in 1965. It was the last of seven songs by the Beatles to top the Hot 100 over a one-year period. The songâs title came from a chauffeurwhen John Lennon asked him if he was working hard, and the chauffeur exclaimed âworking eight days a weekâ. This is the first pop song to feature a fade-in on the intro of Harrisonâs overdubbed Rickenbacker 12-string. The Beatles were not fans of this song, and there are not live recordings of the tune.
2. The Byrds took this song to #14 in the US. In the ultimate psychedelic pop/rock âpaint shaker match-upâ, the song found influence from sitar player Ravi Shankar and jazz saxophonist John Coltrane, creating a psychedelia and raga rock sound. The sound was subject to a U.S. ban shortly after its release because of the perception it inspired drug use. (No sh*t, Sherlock!) After convincing the powers that be it was about airplane travel at an altitude of 42,000 feet, the song became the groupâs third and final US Top 20 hit. The song is referenced in Don McLeanâs song, American Pie, with the line âThe birds flew off with a fallout shelter, eight miles high and falling fast.â
3. This was Hermanâs Hermitsâ second #1 in 1965. This is actually a cover of a 1910 British music hall song for Harry Champion. In later versions recorded by Champion, he changed âWillieâ to William because the former was a slang term for a âmale partâ. In 1961, it was recorded by Joe Brown, and his version was a favorite of George Harrison. While the Hermitsâ version is only a minute and fifty seconds long and contains only the chorus and none of the three verses, the songâs fast-paced guitar and bass are considered âproto-punkâ and were a direct influence on the punk rock giants The Ramones. The group paid homage to the tune in their song âJudy Is A Punkâ that includes the line âSecond verse, same as the firstâ.
I guarantee if you put these 3 âeight-inspiredâ tunes into a Dig-A-Hits playlist, youâll be ecstatic for the entire 8 minutes and 7 seconds of Rickenbacker 12-string, sitar plucking, 1910 dance hall singing Tune-L-Edge.
âŚ.and as alwaysâŚâŚâŚ.. Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earl:
Happy Friday!!!
Can you guess our Dig-A-Hits Focus Year?????
Here are some cluesâŚ..
* Everyoneâs heart was broken in January after the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion just 73 seconds after launch, killing all 7 souls on board, including teacher Christa McAuliffe.
* Geraldo Rivera held American TV viewers hostage for what seemed like hours to find out there was NOTHING in Al Caponeâs vault.
* Everyone was trying to explain what a knife was after they saw âCrocodile Dundeeâ.
* Maverick and Goose were feeling the âneed for speedâ in âTop Gunâ.
* Cabbage Patch kids were on everyoneâs Christmas list.
* Commercials were telling us that âporkâ was âthe other white meatâ.
* The advent of the little triangle on your carâs fuel gauge telling the driver which side of the car the fuel cap was on.
* Bobby Ewing steps out of a shower and magically erases a year of storyline on âDallasâ.
* And⌠George Lucas got his spot in infamy; he produced the movie âHoward the Duckâ, which by some critics was the worst movie of all time.
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Did someone say 1986?
Oh, youâre such a scholar! OK, flip your tassel. Youâve graduated! Not THAT tassel, the one on your hat. Gosh, I canât take you anywhere nice!
How about a âDig-A-Hits Focus Yearâ 3-pack for your Tune-L-Edge listening pleasureâŚâŚ
FROM 1986:
1. âYou Give Love a Bad Nameâ by Bon Jovi- This tune hit #1 in the US and would become the bandâs first chart-topper. Bon Jovi âborrowedâ the chorus tune from Bonnie Tylerâs âIf You Were a Woman and I Was a Manâ written by Jim Steinman and Desmond Child. They were not happy with the lackluster performance of the song, so Desmond Child rewrote the song with Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora. 3:43
2. âIâll Be Over Youâ by Toto- Reached #11 in the US. Like every other song from the 80âs, Michael McDonald gives some backing vocals. Toto had 10 top hits and 3 top 10 hits. 3:49
3. âDonât Forget Me (When Iâm Gone)â by Glass Tiger- This song reached #2 in the US for this Canadian band and features fellow Canadian Brian Adams singing backing vocals. Glass Tiger would have another top 10 hit with âSomedayâ. 4:08
Put this 3-pack of Tune-L-Edge into a playlist and enjoy 11 minutes and 40 seconds of great memories from 40 years ago. âŚâŚ40 years? Crap, Iâm ancient! Oh well, ENJOY!
AlwaysâŚâŚâŚ Aspire to Inspire!
From Crazy Uncle Earlâs Attic:
A Hump Day Pondering!!
A pictureâs worth a thousand wordsâŚâŚ.
This adage has been around for a long time. Some say a newspaper editor coined it in the early 1900s. Some attribute it to Confucius.
Regardless of who said it, it is genius. The sight of seeing something for the first time is like smelling salts to the brain. It stimulates synapses, creating memories and mind art that is permanent cave painting on the walls of your conscious.
As I was a kid, and when we took a rare family vacation, my big sister was designated the family archivist. She was the keeper of the family camera, a seafoam green Savoy by Imperial that used 620 film that had 12 pictures per roll.
She would LOAD UP her camera bag with the 3 rolls of film for a one-week vacation. Thirty-six photos were more than enough to capture our journey.
When we returned from our vacation, weâd drop off the film at the local drug store to be sent off to be developed at some photo lab somewhere in some exotic location like Peoria.
Ten to 14 days later, weâd go back to the drug store. When the clerk handed my dad the three photo envelopes containing our vacation memories, we young-ins began to ricochet off the walls. The trip home from the drug store seemed like an eternity. All of us were in the back seat of the Hudson Hornet bouncing around like a gross of ping-pong balls being dropped down an elevator shaft.
Once back home, weâd race into the house and sit at the kitchen table waiting to grab a glimpse of the photos. Our anticipation was palpable. We were like a school of piranhas waiting for its next morsel of flesh.
To tease us, Dad would slowly open up the envelope of photos and pull them out one at a time. Heâd further instigate our fervor by inspecting each snapshot, then very slowly passing the photo over to my older sister for her to see.
As my sister grabbed the photo, the feeding frenzy was underway. All of us kids were swarming around our sister just to see the photo that would unleash the bubbles of time bottled up since we came back from vacation.
The other day I ran across some photos we took in 1962 on a vacation to Calumet Horse Farms in Lexington, Kentucky. I opened the photo album and instantly traveled back in time over 60 years.
That picture of my brother, sister, and me standing in front of some nondescript roadside plaque sparked memories of acres of green rolling fields, miles of bright white wooden fencing, and pastures of thoroughbred horses.
All the photos from my childhood were âkeepersâ. All photos were purposeful. When you went to an event, you were fully engaged in the event. The sightsâŚthe soundsâŚthe smells⌠When you wanted to capture a memory on film, you tried your best to capture the moment. If by some chance you missed the shot with your camera, your mind lens had already stored it in your memory.
I miss that in the digital age we live in now. Not one moment of our lives is unrecorded. Unless your phone is off and youâre by yourself in a cave somewhere, your image is being captured by numerous devices from multiple angles.
Is this necessary?
All of these images being captured and stored in the cloud or relegated to social media where they live digitally in perpetuity to be accessed by no one and everyone.
If we are anywhere, we make sure we hold the phone up in front of our face and hit the capture button. But I wonder what memories are being captured in the hard drive in your head. If heaven forbid, the âcloud brokeâ, what memories would be in our minds? What experience did we have? What was the takeaway of this moment in time?
If ten thousand years into the future, will extraterrestrial anthropologists be scouring our digital archives and wonder what kind of strange species we were?
Hump Day Pondering (Part 2)
If they are looking at the selfies, will they think that the majority of the population was conjoined twins attached at the temples?
Or will they think our chins were raised skyward due to an evolutionary quirk and not just the atypical selfie pose holding the phone above our head?
Almost monthly, you hear about horrible âSelfieâ accidents on the news. Inevitably, to achieve the perfect selfie to earn the most likes from thousands of people they donât know on their social media, some mental giant will put their life at risk to capture the perfect shot. The aforementioned mental titan will be on the precipice of the Grand Canyon trying to get the perfect âlikableâ selfie and accidentally fall off the edge.
Thereâs always public outcry: Why were there no signs warning of this hazard? Why arenât there safety nets? Who can we blame? Why isnât there a fence around the Grand Canyon? Why didnât we fill in such a tremendous ditch? âŚâŚ..Seriously?..Take responsibility for yourself.
Maybe go to the commonsense store and do a bulk buy.
While it is wonderful to be able to yank a digital photo or video of an event out of the cloud at any time, it is also wonderful to be fully present at the event. Create memories and store them in âthe cloudâ in your mind. Be selective on the photos and videos you take. Donât lose a memory because you are too busy capturing every second for the cloud.
Most of all, BE PRESENT. In your mind, there are no ruined shots because a finger was covering the lens.
âŚ.as alwaysâŚâŚ..Aspire to Inspire!!!