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hap ween to the queen of the night herself 🫵

THE NEW CHAMPS!! 🏆 Congratulations to @AlexaBliss_WWE and @TatumPaxley!

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.

A bribe, you say? ... Perhaps something can be shuffled around for the right price.

Mm. I'm seeing vastly differing opinions on Mothman. Unfortunately, I am confident in my listing. It shan't be changed.

Ranking cryptids because I can: 1. Me 2. Werewolves 3. The Hat Man -100. Vampires -1000. Aliens Honorable mention goes to Mothman.

Then I 𝑚𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡 be generous enough to share.

Hm... And you believe my presence will alleviate you of that need?

Do you require attention, dear human?

Back into the shadows.

I believe there is a rebuttal in there somewhere.

... Isn't it, now?

Humoured, are you?