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Personally l am of the belief that if I can lead the horse all the way to the water I could also persuade it to have a sip

Grandpa said he wishes he still had his memory I told him don’t worry pops a crash is coming you’ll be able to buy RAM for cheap soon

My Japanese taxi driver hit a woman on a bicycle and made her apologise to me

Is it acceptable to have fun as a man after the age of 25?

Gun to your head name a…. *safety clicks* Hey wait man no need to do that let’s just all be adults… put the gun down man… man please

Been making up words and dropping them in conversation recently. No one has called me up so far. Everyone just thinks I have a wider vocabulary than them

when men hit 25 they get a crippling desire to achieve some useless shit like a marathon

Twitter moves so fast these days that if you take a 3 day break you’re back in 2024

mfs will tell you they’re quitting drinking like it was their full-time job

It’s easy to be critical. But have you ever tried to be successful?

who wanna do this with me?

My most divisive take on AI is that voice is superior in all aspects. Normies think it’s dystopian and uncanny. Devs think it’s too fast-paced. But true voicechads like myself are having our Tony Stark moment. I command my clanker from afar, like a musical conductor, while practicing my Qi Gong. I’ll talk through an idea while walking through the park, sun tanning my skin, breeze flowing through my hair I have the Boots of Hermes. You are still looking at your Medusan screen, “typing”. Alone, in your cold room, you turn to stone

I love flights. The abstraction of the flatland always helps me think from a new perspective

Nvm never doing ts again

These days creative writing is largely about maintaining attention. When you write, you have to imagine the little retention chart for an Instagram reel. If your writing lulls, even for a second, the viewer (reader) fucks off. You have to speak brashly, use big visual examples, and have constant plot twists. The average length before a pause should be 6 words. Sentences, never longer than 14 words. Your average viewer is a retard

been on my chinese grandpa arc recently by doing qigong twice a day lymphatic hops 60s deep squats 30s arm waves 45s golf swings 45s tapping lymph nodes 30s deep box breathing 30s sitting in seiza 45s would high recommend trying it out helps with lymphatic drainage. my concentration has at least doubled. longevity benefits are v good too. the chinese uncs are onto something

Hearing a lot of people say they don’t know what the moat is anymore. Let me explain it to you guys. The moat is that little trench filled with water you dig around your property to deter invaders. Hope that helps

When a normie suggests AI is evil I just claim it's educating kids in Ethiopia and call them a bad person