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Yesterday Elon boosts Druckenmiller on Hyperliquid. Today Binance suffers the biggest hack in history, Elon goes back to troll CZ’s security tweet with "🔥😂", and CZ publicly begs him to stop, reminding him of their $1B + in SpaceX shares. Saying we live in the Matrix is an understatement. The scriptwriters aren’t even trying to hide it…

Dividi Et Impera..

- Milei accuses Lula of rigging the election - Netanyahu claims domestic electoral fraud -Trump calls voter fraud in Brazil -Elon Musk amplifies claims of rigged elections in Brazil -Trump declares the 2020 US election stolen -Bolsonaro challenges the Brazilian voting machines before and after losing -Milei’s camp warns of fraud in Argentina’s 2023 general election before the runoff -AfD in Germany routinely pushes narratives of mail-in ballot manipulation Can’t you see the common pattern of these ACTORS? Welcome to the Matrix. Forget about left and right; elites run the world today. Divide and conquer. The world is polarized. We are about to enter a frightening era... This is textbook Orwellian propaganda. They want , control, power and slaves. The bigger picture is terrifying…

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Basically, what we already knew has come to light: you support a group of fanatics, Nazis, and criminals. @elonmusk

or this..