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seemingly horrible little man whos actually alright if you have a good sense of humor.

Joined June 2009
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Joe Hart's going home in a U-Boat.
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Seeing Gregg Wallace trending reminds me of one of the all time great Twitter exchanges
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Martin Lewis has met a scam victim who lost £76,000 after being tricked into investing in fake cryptocurrency by deepfakes of Lewis and Elon Musk. The real Elon Musk has also offered to meet the man, at which point he plans to trick him into investing in some fake cryptocurrency
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Roads blocked, trains cancelled, power cuts, schools closed – if Putin ever decides to attack the UK, he should just launch snow
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Chris McKean retweeted
The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody.
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How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)
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Refs are bad, m’kay?
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I could not believe my eyes
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Nigel Farage isn't tweeting much at the moment so here he is in 2011.... #FarageRiots
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I'm loathe to talk about this stuff on this site because here has undoubtedly become part of the problem.
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Our gorgeous Salted Caramel brownies😮‍💨 Did you know that we make our very own salted caramel to drizzle throughout our brownie batter? These are a fan favourite always🫶🏼😍 #saltedcaramelbrownies #lushbrownies #manchesterbrownies #smallbusiness instagram.com/reel/C9NDWOWNp… – at Urmston, England
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Explaining what Toblerone is to somebody that’s never had one #EURO2024
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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
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🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.
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No woman no Sky
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If that was French in SL, everyone be saying how embarrassing the defence is
The Hammer scores one of the tries of the season! 🔨 #NRLSharksDolphins
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The absolutely superb @vicderbyshire doing what she does best in another masterclass in how to hold slippery Government ministers to account 👏
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The @warringtonnews Fan Panel is back this week to discuss @WarringtonRLFC's victory over @hullkrofficial 🙌 Check out their thoughts below including the player who is making one panellist - in his own words - "eat their words" 👀👇 warringtonguardian.co.uk/spo…
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🚨URGENT THE PRIME MINISTERS PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY SHAMED OUR COUNTRY UK News Shows are wholly failing to call out the boll**** he spewed about foreign courts & the constitutional implications of his #RwandaBill & refusal to rule out leaving the ECHR Please RT this widely
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