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i’m like if a girl was an uncle

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Joined December 2016
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today marks the first charity livestream that @lovdays_ and i will be doing every thursday! we’re kicking things off tonight at 6:30c raising money for Trans Equality. come hang out, help a great cause, and maybe even make us play a minecraft horror mod? links below!🔗
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No more dps characters in 2027
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i need to get him pregnant
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HE IS SEXY WE WON
Please everyone hold hands with me and hope the nightcrawler rivals design is sexy
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not my house and i do NOT know my way around
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Season 11: Doomsday Begins! 💥 Two timelines, the present and the future, are on a course for an Incursion! New York and Nueva York are about to collide head-on! Will they find a solution in separation, or will each look out for its own interests? How will the heroes' actions affect the ambitions of the two Doctor Dooms? How will a pious saint with the visage of a demon and the exiled king trapped in a foreign land shoulder the burden of saving two worlds? Worlds will collide. The Incursion is here!
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prepare to be so fucking sick of me, i am going to instalock my boy every match and I WILL LEARN HIM. I DONT CARE WHAT IT TAKES I WILL BE A NIGHTCRAWLER MAIN
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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i met mitch mcconnell, shes black
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I actually hate how you all talk about Alabama. It’s usually made-up bullshit a lot of the times and stupid stereotypes, the way y’all normally talk about the South. It’s insanely annoying and ignorant.
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Raccoon city turned blue so we are putting Albert Wesker on estrogen
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twitter ain’t been this funny since charlie got kirked
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:
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Every Bass Pro Shop is gonna be a government funded lesbian petting zoo now
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first order of business, every US citizen will be sent 5 copies of dragon age veilguard
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Don’t get scared now come on out
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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