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Joined March 2015
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Me in 2015: “I’m totally gonna use these when I have kids someday!” Me currently:
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I just went to google something baby-related and accidentally just searched “sleep,” which I think accurately sums up my first few days postpartum
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I think he should be forced to carry it to term
BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is suspending his presidential campaign. @NBCNews
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Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?
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Did Paramore ever sell baby onesies as merch? If so I need one in T-minus 12 weeks !!???! sos
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hi photo friends. does anyone have a sony-compatible speed light they’re looking to get rid of. i need one for a couple of events this month. even better if you’re boston/new england based :)))
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IN PUBLIC today some random lady asked me what my tattoo said… I said it’s song lyrics and turned away (not interested in talking to strangers about anything on my body). She asked what song. I said a Paramore song and turned away again. She goes “Oh are they a Christian band?”
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I also have a 3/4 sleeve on that arm and she chose to comment on one of the tattoos you can barely see and that I have to move my arm a weird way to even notice. But “is Paramore a Christian band” is such a loaded question… and why is that your first question lmfao
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CCTVFFV ft. @yelyahwilliams has a background noise that sounds exactly like the noise my car makes when I’m going to hit something which was startling. Otherwise 10/10
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Riot! being 16 years old really just… yikes
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How and when did I get this old
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Paramore playing All I Wanted at MSG the second night but not the first 🥵🥵🥵 I am so sad
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Apparently my mom had already bought me the gold vinyl so …. Anyone need it? Lol
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Target exclusives!
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Nothing crazier to me than a grown ass man buying tickets to paramore in NYC for both nights and traveling internationally for it, but still owing my mom $200…. That she fronted him for…. Wait for it…… paramore merch
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How tf are there so many resale tickets already for sale when general sale started a half hour ago 🫠🫠🫠
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This is INSANE!!! I’ve seen Paramore like 20 something times and never had this experience with tickets … floor tickets are already being resold for $400+ and the upper sections are over $400??? So crazy!
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it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe
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WHY do people think it’s okay to randomly reach to pet a stranger’s dog!????? He is cute and wagging his tail at you…. and he WILL bite you if you reach for him! He is a rescue and he is reactive to strangers touching his face! Maybe ASK first and I will tell you that!
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Dude did this to me this morning. Dog was sitting calmly next to me and he approached from behind me without saying anything & reached directly at the dog’s face. Dog growled, I had to pull him away, and the dude goes “oh he’s just so cute” …Cute dogs still have teeth, dumbass
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