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bland ambassador

Brentford
Joined February 2009
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Elvis Presley died before ciabatta was invented
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Welcome back Favstar FM
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Imagine making a four-bar loop you never expand on here
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Got in the shower with my slippers on this morning #offtoaflyer
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🎵 Baby / I compare you to a re-run of Top Gear on Dave 🎵
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Americans will mock the chips and curry sauce and then happily tuck into (equally delicious) batter and sugargloop and act like it’s different!
British food discourse is tired AF but it is VERY funny when Americans try to mock British Chinese food when it was created by generations of mainly Hong Kong immigrants adapting the cuisine to the British taste. It's arguably one of the biggest success stories in fusion food but it's not considered as such because it's British
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No babe I love the way you have to include a reference picture in your Halloween costume post. I’m scared of the obviously gettable ones
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Distinct memory of being a young child mad at my mum because she said it was impossible for me to get a flat top afro. Think I’d seen it in a kids’ book illustration. Had to settle for a Gary Rhodes
half term is currently consisting of explaining to my white child at 8am why he can’t have nico williams’ hair
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Might have to #cop
i made a wikipedia jacket
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No, I'm actually just trying to pay my rent
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Tough to see someone else living your dream
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Happy to announce that today’s featured article is once again a Gillingham F.C. season
Love that the featured article on Wikipedia varies so widely in specificity. Sometimes it’s “1998-99 Gillingham F.C. season” and sometimes it’s just “Well-being”
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Being at the airport will have you seeing religious headwear you could never conceive of
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Been busy out and about on holiday so just catching up with the news
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Fuck it, huge splat emoji
what a useless fucking feature
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Imagining a guy who pronounces "payphone" as /pəˈfəʊni/ (pə-FOH-nee)
hungry drake: you used to call me on my calzone
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Today I used shampoo designed for the type of hair I have and it’s not a frizzy mess like usual
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Congratulations to your mum on being crowned the world uckers champion
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