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✨it’s not me - it’s you ✨MDNI ✨permanently unimpressed ✨hot, smart & funny✨NOT YOURS✨don’t bother DM’ing without sending $$$✨coffee fund: $nurse0628

 Southern-Enough US
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Joined September 2024
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Apple Watches are just Tomagotchi’s except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself
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All appointments cancelled because no one can do what they’re supposed to do Oh well, lazy Saturday 🫶🏻
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Take your hat off I’m trynna see something
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Why do people take forever in the McDonald’s drive thru They have the same shit they always do, dawg
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Ya know Nothing like going to water your plants, tripping over a bar and potentially breaking your pinky Fuck today 😅
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We’re gonna play “shut the fuck up” You go first, your turn
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the world just needs more of me
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I’m getting reeeeal sick of everyone’s shit
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Happy Halloween I guess lmao
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I’ve got a $20 bill that says no ones ever seen you without makeup
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Pls tell me this is a joke
𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍༒ (@upgetrich7) profile picture𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍༒
@upgetrich7Oct 29
first date tonight with a guy who's been really sweet to me for a few weeks
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Another day of continuous cursing of Ohio drivers Who the FUCK gave you guys drivers licenses
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lil wooly worm 🥰
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Yall better make sure your girl is warm ‘Cause I’ve got a hoodie she can steal
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I really need to learn to love myself more
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quieter days
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Fall is my favorite season Really ramps up the depression, you know?
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I slept til almost 2 and idgaf
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I don’t wish you the best I hope you go bald
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have you tried spiraling and disassociating about it?
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ok so melatonin really gives me wild and bad dreams lol
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