crusty

I need to watch more movies

If ur broke u deadass gotta go vote seriously like just in general u should but especially if ur broke

Every asian woman with a septum piercing always has a white boyfriend

Give me a water shot and you’re cut off for life

I just spent 100$ on just cat treats and toys and the cashier asked how many cats I had and I was like heh… one…

when I first turned 21 I made myself a lot of pina coladas

I feel butt naked when I don’t wear my leg warmers

Every Halloween theres like 400 Tifas and Mima Kirigoe walking around like its a convention or smt

I had a lot of fun yesterday.

I tried.

The ending of digger made me look forward to seeing everyone’s reaction when trump dies

Mfs will have 50 bodies talking about Halloween is the devils holiday

Wassup bejing

I have a routine now.

In high school I would steal peoples chargers and act confused and help them look for it

Ima get drunk and make a schizo autistic web map of history and all the options of what could’ve happen and tie it all together and print out 15 hardcover books and hide it in the sand somewhere random in the Bay Area

Whenever people get me gifts of things I really like I get embarrassed cause that means I must talk about myself too much that they have learned a fact about me

My favorite color 🩷