sally ~

Everything I say is a joke unless you agree and in that case speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

When I’ve already fake laughed twice and they’re still talking.

The average black child has eaten more spaghetti than an Italian man

When my sister says her ex got hit by a car but I hired a truck

How I act when anyone has my phone because i genuinely don't know what's in my own phone

me when 10 cards fall out of my ass while getting up to shout UNO

for the love of God please stop abbreviating tv show names I’m losing my mind trying to figure them out

The concept of not being a child anymore but not feeling like an adult yet

i'm not interested in a "career" just looking for the least annoying way to afford food and shelter

Healing is realising that when you think people are judging you, you're actually judging yourself through other people.

When you genuinely wanted the snack someone offered, but your reflexes said NO before your brain could say YES

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday

the concept of having to study (which i hate) to get a job (which i hate) just to be able to live (which i hate).

Me looking at the “you don’t even care” text when I literally don’t even care.

I just want someone to be pleased to inform me

Damn 😕😕

POV: you studied enough to know that option B and D are wrong, but not enough to know the correct answer between A and C

I love listening to music and imagining stuff happening

when my alarm goes off in the morning so i start negotiating what part of my morning routine i can skip so i can sleep longer