Crypto Captain 🏔️ ( Zenith Arc )

>be North Korea >1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden >refuse to pay for them >2016: attempt to steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank >2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network >2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin >2024: steal $235M from WazirX >2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit >yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance >crypto hacks now make up 1/3 of the north korea’s foreign currency revenue >literally boosting the national economy by hacking our dumb ahh industry >national economy is just #gta and crypto #Hacks

binance got drained for $6B and the people with 2 brain cells made 10% on ETH arb before CZ finished typing "funds are safu"

I will tell cz to send aza

Nothing spoil

I train Ai

You can't make this shit up😭

Leaked phone call between CZ binance and Elone musk.

We are soo cooked

This is what I do outside trenches , we are not the same

BINANCE HACK: what happened, explained simply The largest crypto hack ever. About $6.3B hit. Here is the timeline (UTC): > oct 28: a fresh wallet gets funded through Tornado Cash (a mixer that hides where money came from) > oct 29, 16:00: that wallet deploys a malicious contract > 20:20: Binance hot wallet 14 signs a permission pointing to it. This is the moment the door opened > 20:24: one transaction empties the wallet. 167K ETH + 1.6B USDT + 60 other tokens, gone in seconds > 21:15: CZ: "User funds are safe" > 21:25: Tether freezes 1.567B USDT on the hacker's address. Circle, Ripple and others follow > 00:04: Yi He: Binance will cover all hacking losses > 00:52: Binance says about $3B is now frozen > 02:25: the cause. A Binance DevOps engineer's laptop was compromised. That gave access to a system that could approve withdrawals. No private keys leaked > who did it? TRM Labs says North Korea's TraderTraitor (Lazarus) with "high confidence". Binance has not confirmed > now: deposits are normal and withdrawals are due back within 48h Simple version: one hacked laptop opened one wallet, and one transaction drained it. Freezes saved about half. Lesson: hot wallets are only as safe as the people with access to them.

Cz to Elon rn

I've done everything i can atp, the ball's no longer in my court as i have left everything to the creator to decide

The more you larp , the less you larp

What are we buying guys

What you missed today in memecoins, October 26th - $ANT (Anthropic IPO) hit $7.2m on SOL off the Anthropic IPO filing news, then dumped 99.9% in about 15 minutes - $SOJO is at $135k on SOL, it's the new "make games inside X" app from the Tweetcraft dev, but he hasn't backed any coin yet - $FTR (Flying Tesla Roadster) hit $168m on BSC as the flying Roadster went on display at the Petersen museum, then crashed over 99% and it's at $445k now - $DOGESTER, the Flying Tesla spin-off, went from $15.8m on SOL to basically zero - $XD ran 12x to $524k on SOL, it's paired with $LMAO! instead of SOL so every buy also buys LMAO - $LMAO! itself is up 21% to $2.9m - $LAUNCH climbed 45% to $2.1m as the #BoycottPumpFun crowd kept rotating, and its mascot $ARROW is up 3x to $128k - $Kimchi held $10.3m - $GINNAN pumped after Kabosu's owner shared that Ginnan the cat has lymphoma, the SOL coin is at $178k and the old 2023 ETH coin ran 8x to $359k - $TRUMPDOLLAR is up 11x to $655k on SOL off the US Mint's Trump $1 coin, but it carries a 3% transfer tax - $sadcat ran 7x to $160k on Robinhood Chain after a Japanese office stray with a sad face did 2.2m views - $ILY hit $690k on SOL off Saigon Zoo naming its 3 baby capybaras Anh, Yeu and Em ("I love you"), then the liquidity got pulled - $FLOP hit $3m on Robinhood Chain riding Arthur Hayes' Flop Labs, even though Hayes said there is no FLOP token, it's at zero now - $Shitcoin hit $179k after the pump.fun lawsuit docs showed the complaint calling memecoins shitcoins, it's back to $51k

Fumbled here

What you missed today in memecoins, October 25th $iPhone Duo hit $65m on BSC off the iPhone Duo Japan launch and a 100-iPhone giveaway, then dumped 87% right at the giveaway draw, it's at $860k now $Duo (Apple Duo) held up through that dump and kept climbing, it's at $2.8m on BSC $NOWHEEL, the Tesla Cybercab coin ("No wheel. No dash."), hit $2m on SOL, up 8x in under 3 days $CLAUDIA, the AI popstar agent, kept grinding and sits at $3.6m on SOL $PumpkinBot went from $120k to $464k on SOL in one day with no socials $ODYSSEY hit $1.7m on SOL after Elon's "Odyssey with Grok Imagine" post, then rugged 99% $EVMZONE, the evmzone.fun launchpad coin, hit $21m on ETH this morning and is still at $18.6m $LAUNCH hit $3.6m on SOL as #BoycottPumpFun pushed people to Stonk Fun, and $STONK itself is up 21% to $131m $Kimchi (Aura Final Boss) pushed past $10m on Robinhood Chain and SOL, it's at $10.9m now $牛币 (Futu x Binance) ran 836% in an hour to $2.3m on BSC, it's at $1.8m now $AMC ran to $2.2m on Robinhood Chain in its first 90 minutes as the stock-ticker rotation moved on from GME, then stalled at $1.9m $swordcat is holding $2.5m on SOL, and the Robinhood Chain version ran to $967k $Macca The Gator is at $1.3m on SOL after Rockstar put up real Miami billboards for GTA VI, including "Macca & Friends, Coming November 19 on Weazel"

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