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fuck AI.

im not entirely sure
Joined July 2026
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On this day 8 years ago, Twitter user user 'Dustinkcouch' tweeted the following:
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“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.” well i would release a single after a 17 year hiatus for you, that’s dedicated to you, and put you on the cover of said single
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genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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me when i like something a normal amount
my favorite dead man’s bones song is “dead man’s bones” by the band dead man’s bones from their album dead man’s bones
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It's just an app to track the movies I watched and want to watch It's not that serious
I hate Letterboxd. I will always hate Letterboxd. It's a toxic, performative place, full of tryhards and idiots. Your reviews aren't good. They aren't funny or wise. You are not erudite enough to articulate your written thoughts on a movie in a way that adds ANY public value.
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Idk why people think everything is an excuse instead of just a reason. "Sorry, I don't know why I said that, I'm tired." "Being tired isn't an excuse!" "Sorry for being late, I was stuck in traffic." "Traffic isn't an excuse!" I fear it is, though?? Am I too autistic for this?
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I love Smosh but this fanbase is one of the most horrifyingly parasocial ones out there… and that’s coming from someone who grew up as a true die hard Supernatural fan… can we please understand that we do not know these people even if they are heavily online?
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wishing i was fluent in every language just to read their poetry and literature in its truest form without a translation pulling it apart.
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. _______ / amaze \ ( amaze ) \ amaze / \🪨/ <_____----' / | \
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how are the ugliest most boring men on Earth having affairs on the hottest woman I’ve ever seen
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Whoever builds an AI blocker that actually works is going to make an obscene amount of money. I’d pay real money for a clean feed.
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“you block people over politics?” girl i block people who dont like project hail mary
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I really hate when jobs ask you to set “goals” my only goal is to keep getting paid so i can afford to live while finding happiness in everything outside of work
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getting a treat before walking around the bookstore and leaving with a new story will heal you
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if I say “i’m gonna read this book soon,” please know that “soon” could mean tonight or 2050.
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leave. that. man.
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days
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uh, yeah?? if you hesitate to agree then you’ve never had a pet you actually loved?? freak??
Is this really worth breaking up over
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I hate if you block someone's it's seen as them "winning" like no bro you just can't argue with stupid 💀
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