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On this day 8 years ago, Twitter user user 'Dustinkcouch' tweeted the following:
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“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.”
well i would release a single after a 17 year hiatus for you, that’s dedicated to you, and put you on the cover of said single
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It's just an app to track the movies I watched and want to watch
It's not that serious
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Idk why people think everything is an excuse instead of just a reason.
"Sorry, I don't know why I said that, I'm tired." "Being tired isn't an excuse!"
"Sorry for being late, I was stuck in traffic." "Traffic isn't an excuse!"
I fear it is, though?? Am I too autistic for this?
I love Smosh but this fanbase is one of the most horrifyingly parasocial ones out there… and that’s coming from someone who grew up as a true die hard Supernatural fan… can we please understand that we do not know these people even if they are heavily online?
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wishing i was fluent in every language just to read their poetry and literature in its truest form without a translation pulling it apart.
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Whoever builds an AI blocker that actually works is going to make an obscene amount of money. I’d pay real money for a clean feed.
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“you block people over politics?” girl i block people who dont like project hail mary
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I really hate when jobs ask you to set “goals”
my only goal is to keep getting paid so i can afford to live while finding happiness in everything outside of work
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if I say “i’m gonna read this book soon,” please know that “soon” could mean tonight or 2050.
kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days


















