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Born in the glory days of March 2021. Galvanized in the crucible of May. I exist to bring levity and and a smidgen of sarcasm to the wild crypto universe.

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Joined March 2021
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Replying to @RealCashpig
To whoever thinks they are gonna floor Mallards pre reveal or post . Consider yourself warned. This group is galvanized. We survived Cardano. We triumphed on BTC. We thrive in the Dungeons. We are united as one. Web 3 has never seen a better team than @TMO_RH Be warned!! This is not a regular mint. This is not a drill. You will bend the knee to the Unknown Deity… Every move you make, @Demosthenes555 is 10 steps ahead. If your scamming. You will be crushed. If your botting. You will be denied. Everything you do is tracked, remember you are being watched. Think before you leap… Sincerely, LOTP
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Greetings! @TMO_RH has set the hour. TMO: Initiates mints Nov 4 on @opensea. OPENSEA OFFICIAL LINK FOR MORE INFO: opensea.io/collection/tmo-in… Tomorrow, the seals break. Each soul shall be released from its crystalline prison and bound to its rightful Mallard vessel.
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The wait is over. Tomorrow, the souls trapped within the shards will finally take form. TMO: Initiates arrives on @opensea, on Robinhood Chain. The deity is watching. opensea.io/collection/tmo-in…
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TMO: Initiates welcomes five allied houses to the whitelist: What each house must hold: @ClayStonKz: 6+ = GTD @CCFF00club: 5+ = GTD @TheSuitedApes: 3+ = GTD @RobinWifHat: 3+ = GTD @ReefersRH: 4+ = GTD Hold at least 1 from any house = FCFS. Are you ready for Nov 4?
🪶 Check your full whitelist status The TMO: Initiates mint @TMO_RH is officially happening November 4th! Every spot you hold is now visible on one page. Check your whitelist status before mint day! 1. Go to robinhood.mallardorder.io 2. Click "CHECK THE WHITELIST" 3. Paste your EVM address (your Robinhood Chain address, starting with 0x) That's it! You're ready for November 4th. 🪶 The @opensea Mint link will be posted from the official @TMO_RH account not from our OG @MallardOrder account. Stay tuned for that update. November 4th. TMO: Initiates. Be ready. 🦆
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🪶 Check your full whitelist status The TMO: Initiates mint @TMO_RH is officially happening November 4th! Every spot you hold is now visible on one page. Check your whitelist status before mint day! 1. Go to robinhood.mallardorder.io 2. Click "CHECK THE WHITELIST" 3. Paste your EVM address (your Robinhood Chain address, starting with 0x) That's it! You're ready for November 4th. 🪶 The @opensea Mint link will be posted from the official @TMO_RH account not from our OG @MallardOrder account. Stay tuned for that update. November 4th. TMO: Initiates. Be ready. 🦆
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Behind the scenes of what to expect from Mallard Order’s new collection, TMO: Initiates @TMO_RH, dropping Nov 4th on @opensea. It’s all built on @RobinhoodCrypto chain, which lets us push way harder than we ever could before when it comes to immersive, gamified experiences that actually create value. For the last 3.5 weeks our Trial has been one of the most talked about things on X. I know because I pulled the numbers myself from X’s API. So instead of telling you why you should mint, here are 10 reasons you shouldn’t: 👇 1. The art took way too long. 10,000 Initiates, every single one hand drawn by our artist, with 250+ traits. Zoom in on any of them and you’ll keep finding details: stitching, scratches, light hitting the gold. We could’ve shipped months ago. We didn’t. 2. You’ll never pay us again. Mint once and that’s it. No token to buy, no fee to unlock features, and gas is covered by us. Kinda hard to complain about. 3. You’ll have to show up. Daily claims, a 26 day streak, and a bigger chest every week you keep it alive. Miss one day and it starts over at day 1. If participating but earning rewards sounds like a chore, this ain’t for you. 4. Your duck gets smarter than you. Initiates earn Lore, climb Degrees and forge Masks to rank up. All of it is logged onchain to the duck itself, so if you sell, the buyer gets everything it earned. Paper hands train someone else’s duck. 5. Everything you craft is real. Items you craft are actual NFTs in your wallet. Not points, not a database. You own them and you can trade them. Free to make. 6. Something is hunting the floor. On a random day at PM UTC an unknown deity sweeps listed Initiates into the void. The community controls whether it burns or relists for higher. Onchain and provably fair. If you like listing low, this collection hates you🤣. 7. Breaking your word costs you. When you Awaken your Initiate you pick a Vow: 24 hours, 72 hours, a week, or longer. The longer the Vow, the better the rewards. Nothing is ever locked, so you can pull your Initiate out anytime. But leave before the Vow is up and you lose everything it earned during that Vow. Your Initiate keeps its progress, and anything you already claimed stays yours. Short and safe or long and rewarding, your call. 8. Every Initiate has its own wallet. Each one owns a Vault onchain. Holders vote on which tokenized stock the treasury buys, and it goes into the Vaults of everyone who took part. Royalties fund that treasury, not our pockets. 9. We’ve already shipped too much. 6,500 Mallards. 489 Invitation Letters. Relics. 222 Ordinals sub 175K inscriptions. Two comic Issues. Raiders Guild (Social engagement platform years ago). Since 2022, through every bear market. Hosted numerous IRL events through out the years both in the west and east coast. Too much history to catch up on, sorry we'll chat some other time about it. 10. Most of them are already gone. Over 7,200 of the 10,000 are already claimed, earned or reserved. Only 2,660 go to public, about 1 in 4. But lets face it there's 0 gurantee they all show up. But here's the thing, we’re bringing together a wide community from across multiple chains under one banner on Robinhood Chain. Instead of extracting from the ecosystem, we’re bringing new users/wallets and value into it. Still here? Then you’ve been warned. Mint: Wed, Nov 4 on
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TMO: Initiates will now mint Wednesday, November 4 on @opensea. 🕯️ 2,659 remain for the public. One last door. The Trial is sealed. Every spot was claimed. The final few go out through collab partners over the next few days. Watch for them. Which School claims you ?
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10,000 TMO: Initiates at mint. @TMO_RH OGs and the WL event took most of it. Only 2,660 left for public. Our gamified ecosystem burns supply as you participate. Earn rewards, shrink the supply. 🔥 robinhood.mallardorder.io
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Out of the @TMO_RH 10K supply here's the current allocation - 1,300 free Effigies. Gone. 1,152 OG claims. Locked. 2,406 GTD and 1,821 FCFS. Earned. 6,879 of 10,000 Initiates are already spoken for. There is only be 2,660 left for Public phase. That’s it. 461 WL spots left. The Trial closes OCT 29th, 11:59 PM ET.
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Another glimpse of what is being forged behind the veil. The Trial nears its end, but there is still time to earn your place among the Initiates. November 1st draws near. You've seen fragments of our world. The greater mysteries remain untouched.
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There are levels to this... @TMO_RH, @mallardorder
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If you've been wondering about the upcoming @MallardOrder collection on @RobinhoodCrypto, make sure you're following our official Robinhood Chapter, @TMO_RH. The article below breaks down everything you need to know about the mint, including DAY 1 utility. No excuses for being out of the loop. And let me tell you mfers something about the art. You're NOT ready for this level of quality. Over 250+ traits. Fully hand drawn digital artwork. High resolution. Every detail crafted with intention. No rushed AI art slop. No pumping out 10,000 recycled JPEGs just to chase a quick mint and some secondary market volume. We're not in the business of treating our community like exit liquidity. We're here to remind the NFT space what it looks like when a team actually gives a damn about its product, its reputation, and the people supporting it. Quality art. Real customer service. Actual utility. Long term opportunities. And that's where QUESTS.FUN (@questsdotfun) comes into the picture. We're building something far bigger than another NFT collection. An entirely new platform connecting businesses and consumers through interactive experiences, adventures, and rewards. TMO INITIATES holders will have advantages within that ecosystem, including VIP access, expedited wait times, enhanced rewards, and opportunities designed to make holding an asset actually MEAN something. The NFT should be more than a speculative ticket you pray someone buys from you for more money next week. It should OPEN DOORS. We didn't spend years building The Mallard Order just to turn around and sell you another collection with nothing behind it. We're building the doors, the rooms behind them, and an entire ecosystem worth being part of. We're not here for a 48 hour pump that secondary volume strategy is a fucking zero sum game... We're here to build something that lasts.
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A glimpse of what was forged behind closed doors. TMO INITIATES is not merely a collection. It is an invitation into something far greater. What you are witnessing is but a fragment of what has been set in motion.
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We (@MallardOrder, @TMO_RH) don't bend the knee or kiss any rings. We don't wait for doors to open. We open them ourselves. We let the building, the execution, and the momentum do all the talking. @RobinhoodCrypto soon...
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Thousands have entered the Trial of the Feather, and the demand has been INSANE. You claimed every FREE NFT spot. So we opened the reserves. MORE FREE NFT CLAIMS AND GUARANTEED WL SPOTS ARE NOW LIVE. Your chance to join the upcoming @TMO_RH mint on @robinhoodcrypto is far from over. And something MUCH bigger is coming during our WL event. This time, the entire community will face it together. Enter the Trial: trial.mallardorder.io
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Our artist brought the banner of the Order to life stroke by stroke. The Trial is all over your timeline. Chests opened, Seals forged, Sigils traded. Ducks everywhere. You can’t scroll your TL without seeing them. But the Trial is just the door. A sample of what’s coming.
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You following us yet? New page
The Oath of Secrecy is taken once. It is not taken lightly. A new look. A new chapter. The Initiates are being called once more. We are back. The Oath remains. Earn your place.
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The Oath of Secrecy is taken once. It is not taken lightly. A new look. A new chapter. The Initiates are being called once more. We are back. The Oath remains. Earn your place.
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