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Joined August 2022
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CMAT on how Taylor Swift inspired her to pick up the guitar and start writing songs, and her admiration for Taylor’s songwriting: “I literally started writing rip-off Taylor Swift songs when I was 11. Like, the worst rip-offs of Taylor Swift songs ever. […] And she’s the best topline writer maybe ever. Like, the way that she does consonants and vowels in relation to melody is so impressive every time, and she had it from day one.”
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genuinely wanna commit anytime I see videos/photos of her when she was younger like my babyyy
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dan nigro there’s no more room for you in the modern market
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Chappell leave this sinking ship before your next album
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How young people voted in the 2026 midterm elections.
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faculdade te deixa dois meses na mamata e do nada numa quinta feira vc se encontra assim
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that one dude everyone invited
.@carriecoon reacts to @taylorswift13’s impression of her Gilded Age character Bertha Russell! #FallonTonight
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to this day I still laugh at “you’re not a colleague you’re a fucking colonizer” he was #fedup open.spotify.com/track/6AI3e…
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academically, i'm not even supposed to be online
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people literally make entire movies out of plot lines in desperate housewives and to them it was just one season worth of television
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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her making herself seem more Christian than she actually was to make it in country is one of the funniest things she’s ever done open.spotify.com/track/3Exwe…
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reading anna kerenina for the first time and at the risk of making a ridiculously facile observation it's crazy the extent to which a nineteenth century russian novel is basically just riffing on all the same bullshit we're talking about in 2026
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