On Twitter I run with the Wolves; in real life I am a Christian, husband, father, and Lutheran teacher. MNN = Mueller News Network

Joined January 2009
I got the be the guest on Lutheran Answers with @BloodConquered. Listen to hear me talk about being a Lutheran teacher and learn a fun fact about opossums too! buzzsprout.com/1772200/11249…
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This is just a long-held, unrealistic dream of mine: I think the NBA should carve out a week every season where the Nuggets, Pacers, Nets and Spurs play some sort of round robin tournament with a red, white and blue ball to determine that year’s unofficial “ABA” champion.
Reshare this if you agree the NBA should include ABA stats in its official records
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A Concordia St. Paul alumnus is the best reliever in baseball right now.
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This is really good for Basketball and the NBA. If the commissioner is going to look like a skeleton, he better have a backbone.
The NBA announced today that the LA Clippers and Kawhi Leonard have been penalized for violating the salary cap circumvention rules contained in the league’s Collective Bargaining Agreement with the National Basketball Players Association. Full Release: pr.nba.com/nba-investigation…
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Gotta love Ant's reaction to the ownership question.
Jaylen Clark held a basketball camp for kids & Anthony Edwards was the special guest! Ant had the whole camp wish LaMelo Ball a happy birthday 🤞🏾🐺
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Every morning Grace wakes me up by shouting, "The Philistines are upon you!" Is this a red flag?
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I got his autograph!
Detroit Tigers legend Gates Brown went from hitting HRs over the 25-foot walls of the Ohio State Reformatory to becoming one of the most clutch pinch hitters in MLB history, famously hiding hot dogs in his shirt during a game & sliding headfirst into 2nd base. #DNMW #RepDetroit
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If everyone listened to my new song and they got 3 people to listen to my new song, I’d be closer to getting my new wheelchair accessible van. Just 3min of you life that you can even put on mute. Like my tweets. music.apple.com/us/album/won…
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From now on, everyone should be asking “why is the apron an issue?” Surely they can find someone to invest in some company that just happens to be looking for an athlete spokesman?
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Go to church! Receive Christ crucified for you 😁
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Don't like this at all. Bad teams don't always know they are bad to start the season. The Wolves may underestimate them and regret not picking up enough wins in April.
The Wolves have an 8-game homestand in November, which helps them to rack up 13 home nights in their first 20 games. That gives them a real chance for a fast start.
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His swings have been so good lately. I'm loving the gap stuff he's been doing lately at the plate.
Spencer Torkelson has played in each of our last 15 games, collecting 23 hits and 13 RBI while helping the team to 10 wins. He’s the first Tigers player to reach those marks in any 15-game stretch since Miguel Cabrera in 2016 (July 25 - August 10).
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Don't let the fact you have "just a few" unread books in your queue stop you. Pre-order 10 Treasures of Learning how to pray by Andrew Jones from CPH today! cph.org/ten-treasures-of-lea…
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“Tyrese Halliburton is a better shooter than Anthony Edwards” - @ZachLowe_NBA Iiiiiiiidk Jim
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A CPH Book that won't break the bank is 10 Treasures of Learning to Pray by Andrew Jones. It's a simple great handbook for Christians that will enrich their prayer life. cph.org/ten-treasures-of-lea…
Can we please form a coalition to demand Concordia Publishing not require taking out a second mortgage to afford their books? Mercy. For real, what’s the deal?! These guys are wylin’ out with their book prices. Is it a Lutheran thing I’m just unaware of? You’d think the books are printed on gold leaflet or something…
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The Cleveland Guardians have blown an 11.5 game lead on the Tigers.
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Team Picture In France🇫🇷🐺 (Via Ayo Dosunmu/Instagram)
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You’ve never met Middle Schoolers.
This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills
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Faith belongs in public life as a foundation for caring for your neighbor, not as a partisan weapon. That belief has shaped my entire career and it shapes how I would govern Illinois. On November 3, write in MIKE VICK for Governor of Illinois. votevickusa.com/ #Illinois2026 #WriteInMikeVick #SolidarityForever
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I almost did one of these in college. I obviously would not have been close to making it, but it could have been great lore as a grandpa and great-grandpa. Alas, I probably needed the money for bills or a date with my wife.
NBA G League teams hold open tryouts before each season in search of local talent to add to their rosters 🔥 Five teams have already announced open tryouts for this season 👀
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Man if the Detroit Tigers could acquire a pitcher or two they sure look like a playoff team
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