MILF??? young man you cannot call me that just because i am a woman of a certain age—i. am not. a mom.
*Sends report*
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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Europeans bringing up school shootings whenever they get in an argument with Americans
when i went on a walk w/ my date tonight i saw a baseball bat in the grass and said ‘omg what do you think happened’ and he said ‘oh a bunch of kids live in that house, toys are always around’ and i did not even register the bat as a toy. my woman / true crime brain is broken 🤠
never kill yourself; you just might see an adorable short-eared owl that looks like a furby do its full head spin when you’re out for your cheeky nighttime cigarette
here are some of the worst photos you’ve ever seen. i looked like drew barrymore standing in the rain at 1am
@falseroxy i was going to mention you. like that was a furby sitting on the power line in the dark. i wish i could have got a video but it was too dark to show on the screen 😭
like i am so fucking jazzed right now WOO. i also apologize for so much of this account being bird content but a girl likes what she likes
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it’s starting to feel a bit like a mass psychosis. we can’t ignore it but saying something is like throwing ourselves into a lion’s den, or probably more like entering the most disgusting boxing ring you’ve ever seen, just full of feral incels hurling misogynistic insults nonstop
