well i thought it was scary. mdni
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caveman jacking off and cumming everywhere before they discovered pregnancy: i hate this useless crap
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yeah he could totally get it lol *feeling out the vibe in the group chat* it being these hands *reading the room a little more* as in he can hold them *totally off kilter now* my hands i mean
45 year old in a backwards baseball cap giving a presentation to my elementary school: cool kids always buckle their seat belt
me: do they really do that. how strange
*not wanting to call my wife old* gotta go boys. would love to stay but. You know. The young and beautiful ball and chain
Squeeze your eyes shut as hard as you can, try to conjure up their face. Rarely triggered neurons misfire, fail to conjure up a fleeing ghost. It's not your fault. They died so long ago. Their favorite song, the way they spoke. Stare into the sun all you want. The spots will fade
When i grew my hair long and finally went to get a haircut the barber was quiet the whole time shearing me like a sheep and said at the end "dont ever grow your hair this long again"
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as a kid i would ask my mom if we could go to gamestop or something and she'd always say "let's not and say we did." what an awful idea. it defeats the whole purpose
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*tarot reading* interesting. exclusively attracted to the red m&m. nothing good is possible for you
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elizabeth holmes tried to become the new, blood based steve jobs. Which is an idea she stole from me back when i was filling iphones with type O Negative and trying to sell them
our new technology makes it so that if your dog tries to leave your yard they are instantly transported
as a kid i would ask my mom if we could go to gamestop or something and she'd always say "let's not and say we did." what an awful idea. it defeats the whole purpose
elizabeth holmes tried to become the new, blood based steve jobs. Which is an idea she stole from me back when i was filling iphones with type O Negative and trying to sell them
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mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
owl: i dont know. leave me alone immediately
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the greatest trick the devil ever played was peeling off 1 trillion guys skin in the endless lake of fire for 100 eternities