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for my non-football oomfs this is like ella langley winning a grammy

sorry but this is just so😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

tried starting a convo with a girl on the train and asked her what train she’s on

🚨 | BREAKING: Michael Carrick WILL REMAIN in charge of #mufc vs Chelsea. He is being given a chance to turn things around. [@ChrisWheelerDM]

THE very worst accent in the world that. Fucking grim

🚨 NEW: Sources say that the handling of Manchester United’s job cuts by Sir Jim Ratcliffe did NOT sit well with the Glazers, particularly Joel and Avram. One source says that Ratcliffe’s implementation of the program jarred with Joel’s “sense of decency and old-fashioned values”. #MUFC [@MarkOgden_]

Kylian Mbappé LOCKED IN during that Jorja Smith performance 😭

Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox are both at Carrington, as is Bruno Fernandes [@samuelluckhurst]

Bruno Fernandes liked this reel on Instagram 🧐

Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)

Ex-lead #mufc reporter for Sky Sports, @MelissaReddy_, has revealed she was once BANNED for 10 days from talking about the Glazer family after labelling them "parasites" regarding their ownership of the club. [IG/melissa_reddy]

This is your opportunity to have your say on our future home 🔴 We want to hear more about what matters to you. We're launching the next phase of fan engagement for our proposed new stadium and we want to hear more about what matters to supporters.

🚨 JUST IN: Christopher Vivell feels he is being MARGINALISED at Manchester United. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

It’s really funny how Kobbie Mainoo always seems to get injured when things are falling apart for managers at Manchester United. Amorim’s final days? Injured. Ten Hag’s final days? Injured. Now, in what looks like Carrick’s final days? Injured again. The first time is a coincidence. The second time is still a coincidence. But the third time? 👀 Anyway, I’m not saying anything. I’m just connecting dots. If you can read between the lines, you already know what I’m getting at. 🤐

Mike Maignan was shown a straight RED CARD for this push on Tyler Adams’ face. There’s absolutely no need for him to do it but do you think a red card was the right call…?

Has Glazer ownership held Manchester United back? 🏟️ Kaveh Solhekol gives his thoughts. 🗣️

Michael Carrick looks absolutely broken as he begins his press conference with a statement before taking questions.