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Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2017
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The other day I smoked a lot of weed because I couldn’t sleep and got into spooky ranch psychosis and watched every video he made in full
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SPOOKY RANCHHH 😜🎉💀👻💀🎃
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Browsing streaming services for something to watch
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After my concerts in the first week of November, no one invite my out, unless …
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What the hell is ishowspeed doing with frost children
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Places like this is where real music is made from
Four Tet studio, 2011…
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No boss I can’t work, I need to go to every store in bushwick and figure out my Halloween costume
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Someone closed the door in my face and said you’re welcome
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I really really really hate how every image now says made on x, this is so incredibly annoying
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White people be like I just put 2 and 2 together
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I’ve been so sweaty and clammy today and I just put 2 and 2 together and I guess my landlord turned on the heating
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Titane (2021)
i was laughing at this all day but then i clicked this guy’s page and it turns out he’s just some dude who wants to fuck cars and airplanes
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Florida Man Goes Full Bananas and Declares Himself President of Brazil From Walmart Parking Lot
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I just finished my tub of Vaseline that I bought 4 years ago that’s seen me through 3 jobs, 2 relationships, 2 apartments, 12 new countries, and 16 tattoos, this is akin to the death of a loved one
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Asylum in the US restricted to corrupt right wing losers & white Afrikaners
Flávio Bolsonaro chega em Miami com a família; Assista #LiveCNNBrasil
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Here is how I can re learn Spanish in a week for the bad gyal concert
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When you get 8 tickets assigned to you in 1 meeting, girl let me smile because if I don’t I’ll die
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I just don’t think I need to see that guys face this often
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Genuinely this is how my October has felt
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