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Internet Wretch

@cursedinternet

Old biddy in training

 Earth...for now
Joined October 2022
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Me, plucky cub reporter trying impress my boss, the editor of the paper, so’s to make my name in the this crazy ol’ newspaper racket, throwing out headlines for the special edition: Consternation at the Vape Nation Station *This takes place in the 40s and I did not make it
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My dad died. And it sucks!!!!
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Open for a surprise
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How do you know what other people think of you? Like am I ‘known’ for having bad teeth or dressing strangely? Are my previous iterations taking into account? What if no one thinks of me at all?
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At some point in the last few years I started getting “Ma’am” instead of “Miss.” I don’t feel like I’m old enough for that yet, but technically I’m middle aged. But the whole age with wisdom thing… I don’t feel any smarter. In fact, I am the dumbest I have ever been.
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The light has been fabulous lately
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Good looks, great times
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I’m building the moon with enigmatic instructions.
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It’s wild!
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That’s no moon
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Who in this picture do you trust the most? The least? Why?
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Helen!!!
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Vanessa Lubach (British , b. 1972) "Helen with Geraniums", 2022 Linocut
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Vibrations
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Aw, he’s all dressed up like Patrick Bateman for Halloween
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Hire me to be your interior designer
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This could be your reality
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Do you want to live out your fantasy of being admitted to a hospital in a 1960s soap opera? Now you can. Financing available to those who qualify.
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???
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Things have escalated…
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Enough!
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For the last time, should I start a Substack?
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