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if i were an animal in a nature doc i would do something a little crazy to get attention

a lot of my boys aren’t experiencing testosterone induced acne .. that’s where i’ll bring some diversity to the transition table

train is experiencing delays because there’s an incredibly handsome man singing on the tracks… we’re all late but we’re not complaining 😏

at the formula 1 pit stop and trying to learn how to change a tire. they are mad at me.

my wife’s giving birth and i’m quietly whispering “please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️ ..please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let -“

guy going on and on about being shadow banned on BeReal

therapist: so basically what you’re saying is that you’re like a bird and that you’ll only fly away patient: i don’t know where my soul is therapist: you don’t know where your home is

i’m exploring the idea of becoming a different kind of guy…. inventing a kind of guy no one has ever heard of before. more to come

i would like to talk to the mta worker who shovels the coal into the fire. where is the mta worker who shovels the coal into the train fire

sometimes your ideas are stupid and sometimes they are not .. and that’s just kinda how it works

some news: after 3 long years of being 5’8”, working with some of the best height contemporaries i know, i have decided to be 5’9”. excited for where this will take me

he’s a gay man who manages a bomb factory but don’t worry.. he’s wearing a little earring

my antidepressants have been firing blanks lately

no you don’t understand. you take the banana and use it as a phone .. like the banana is the receiver on a larger than average phone. no wire no phone hook that’s for your imagination