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chrieeees

@cwhudson

comedyian (stand-up) • host of Coffee Sip podcast • was bg on Veep @hbo • my comedy album It’ll Probably Be Fine (2019) is on @spotify @tidal @apple • wow 🐀💨

 Portland, OR
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Joined February 2009
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*holds up a champagne glass for a toast at a party full of ppl & they quiet down to hear what i'm about to say* i'm having a horrible time
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hey i’m over at threads too
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logging back in to tell y’all that my show Leave Your Troubles will be happening monthly at @comedyslashbar in Seattle, Washington and it all starts TONIGHT 8 PM. so if you live in Portland, Oregon or Seattle, Washington you will have at least one chance a month to see it!! 😎🗳️
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come out on 3/4 for Leave Your Troubles! i’m hosting a great line-up of comedians riffing jokes about your problems that you submitted
Helium Comedy PDX (@HeliumComedyPdx) profile pictureHelium Comedy PDX@HeliumComedyPdx28 Feb 2023
This Week At Helium: Martin Amini, Leave Your Troubles at the Door, Jen Fulwiler, + Dusty Slay headlines the weekend! Get your tickets here: bit.ly/2Cw2wci
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Hey I’m really excited for this show and it’s sincerely one of my favorite shows in Portland so you should absolutely come
chrieeees (@cwhudson) profile picturechrieeees@cwhudson28 Feb 2023
yo i know i never post on here anymore but if you live in the Portland / PDX area please come out to this showcase @HeliumComedyPdx on Saturday. write down your problems, put ‘em in a box and then stand-up comedians riff jokes. thank you i love y’all. tix: portland.heliumcomedy.com/sh…
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yo i know i never post on here anymore but if you live in the Portland / PDX area please come out to this showcase @HeliumComedyPdx on Saturday. write down your problems, put ‘em in a box and then stand-up comedians riff jokes. thank you i love y’all. tix: portland.heliumcomedy.com/sh…
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gig economy? more like GAG economy!! it makes me wanna throw-up. i’m glad i logged back in to say this
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on the West Coast is it technically still the past, is there anything anyone wants us to change before we’re in the future again
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somewhere, somehow there is a stand-up comedy open mic happening and there is a comedian going "my New Year's resolution is 1080 x 1080" and they are getting booed HARD
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this also counts the same for New Year's Eve
chrieeees (@cwhudson) profile picturechrieeees@cwhudson25 Dec 2022
Christmas is a day where both your exes and corporations have the same aim when sending you Merry Christmas messages
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Christmas is a day where both your exes and corporations have the same aim when sending you Merry Christmas messages
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“just thinking about all the times we did business together 😔”
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this new view count metric is really giving ppl the same feels as when a message they finally sent to their crush says “seen 2 hours ago”
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chrieeees@cwhudson25 Jan 2016
[the future] GRANDKIDS: did it used to snow, pop-pop? GRANDFATHER: oh, did it ever!!! *pulls out tablet with 3.2 million photos of snow*
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Rockin’ Around in a Fetal Position Near a Christmas Tree
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Santa: ❌ believes every kid deserves Christmas ❌ diet is garbage (milk ‘n cookies) ❌ uses slave labor The Grinch: ✅ understands most ppl don’t really deserve Christmas ✅ minimalist, anti-capitalist hero ✅ dog lover
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The Grinch still rules
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sandwiches really kill it as far as holding different ingredients that taste good together between 2+ pieces of bread
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BACKSTREET BOYS: ♫ show me the meaning of being lonely ME: *opens a dictionary to the word “lonely” & holds it up* here it is
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when ur bae switches from listening to relationship podcasts to murder podcasts
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PROGRAMMERS: let’s make robot AI just like us humans!!! *makes AI that is super racist, classist and has no empathy for living beings* PROGRAMMERS: uhhhh whoops?
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brb paying money to a website so they can do shitty photoshop painting effects to my face using AI while also providing an expansive variety of pictures they can use for future facial recognition projects
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