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Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter Rules. #notfreespeach

Portland, OR
Joined November 2010
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iPhone 15 can use an external drive—Cool. @Apple, can you also fix MacOS Photos so it doesn't take an hourlong repair/update/restore cycle every time I eject and reconnect a drive? Not the "quickly find a photo" experience ppl expect.
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Remember how in 2013, before Google, New Relic and others fixed it, healthcare.gov had 60+ second page loads, sent users in circles, and frequently errored out? That's the state of @FAFSA studentaid.gov in *2022*.
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I heard from my Ukrainian colleague today. She has fled Kyiv. She's not sure where she'll sleep tonight. We need to stand together to condemn Putin's elective war. The Ukrainian people deserve better than to be pawns on Putin's blood-soaked chessboard.
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It's been gloomy and rainy for too damn long when your solar panels throw up their hands and give up.
Taking your son to his first concert isn’t what it used to be, but @spoontheband delivers!
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I'm giving a shout-out to Crowley Marine—even though they don't exist on Twitter. They had the part we needed for a 40 year old outboard motor and delivered it within a couple days to our remote cottage. #LakeLife
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Hey, @Apple. I've got a simple suggestion: If I capitalize a name, I know better than you how to spell the name. Correcting it to a rando name is _not_ helpful.
I'm excited to be working with @thatDotInc! Their approach to categorical anomaly detection is unique and finds the truly novel anomalies. thatdot.com/blog/identifying…
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A reminder that victory would be George Floyd being alive. Every day Black Americans worry if they will be next is another day without justice.
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Apparently gmail's spam filter is unbiased. Just found Google doc notifications marked as spam. #SelfSpam
The NCAA had a nice parting gift for Oregon State. As soon as they got back to the hotel, they were told to pack up and get on a 1:15 am flight back to Eugene. Everyone had to hurriedly pack and head to the airport. Team arrives in Corvallis at 4 am Tuesday. Not very classy.
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Who is the main audience for "How much do I earn on YouTube" videos? My bet, it's parents whose kids say, "I'm going to be a YouTuber for a living!" ✋
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I signed up to get notified about #Starlink a while ago and got my invitation today. Compared with @CenturyLink fiber, you get 10% bandwidth, 400% latency at 150% cost. They target remote locations, but you can't even enter a remote town/address.
Join me and other Relics for today's Nerdlog at 12pm PT. I'll be talking about what's up with #OpenTelemetry nitter.cf/newrelic/status/136210…
This week on the #Nerdlog, hosts @muydanny and @thejonanshow from @TheRelicans join our PMs and engineers to talk: 📌 Intro to OpenTelemetry 📌 Browser Core Web Vitals 📌 Data dropping rules 📌 Agentless Syslog Onboarding + Log management updates Tune in on Feb 18 at 12 p.m. PT

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This week on the #Nerdlog, hosts @muydanny and @thejonanshow from @TheRelicans join our PMs and engineers to talk: 📌 Intro to OpenTelemetry 📌 Browser Core Web Vitals 📌 Data dropping rules 📌 Agentless Syslog Onboarding + Log management updates Tune in on Feb 18 at 12 p.m. PT

AWS released their AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry 0.7.0 today with @NewRelic integration! This makes it easy for customers in @awscloud to instrument with #OpenTelemetry and observe their systems in New Relic. blog.newrelic.com/product-ne…
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When I go back to in-person conferences, I'm done with letting vendors scan my badge for a tchotchke. The swag is nice, but so. many. unsubscribes.