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andrew | 36 | kaiju groupie | mostly metal | he/him

The verge of forever, RI
Joined September 2011
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妻が「ゴジラいい奴じゃないの?ガメラから助けてくれたよね?」と言っている。何その映画俺も見たい。
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部屋が乾燥してるなと思ったら、おまえが湿度を奪ってたんだな
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[through tears] me n who
Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other. A perfect relationship
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder
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#ゴジラ の広告すげぇ ちなみにこのポスト開いたら全身が繋がって見える
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embarrassed by how moved I am at seeing that Plem-dog is a big boy again. we needed you among our ranks, brother
Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons step out together in Los angeles, with dunset wearing a pink ruffled mini dress.
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scientists reveal the um
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If you are psychologically ready to accept this, then you are ready to learn Chinese.
The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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middle schoolers are the funniest people on the planet
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It probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with an owala
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Feeling bummed about Patrick Stewart so I started watching The Sheep Detectives figuring it would lift my spirits and he voices one of the sheep
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Haha hey I like your boyfriend’s costume, the big fat sewer chud from Resident Evil. Oh the party isn’t until tomorrow?
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没有AI,我用毛笔和马克笔还有很多根玉溪💀画了这些
No AI. I made these using Photoshop and too much fruit🍇
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*trying to escape saw trap* I’m not going to play your gay little game! Gay Jigsaw: it’s the way you have no choice 😭
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57 days til Christmas
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