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i practically have a second wardrobe at this guy’s apartment. i’ve been spending time there for almost 2 years, and most of my clothes, shoes and personal things are already there. yesterday, i asked if i could get a spare key since i’m always coming over anyway. he asked why i needed one when he could just let me in whenever i came. i told him it would make things easier, but he said he wasn’t comfortable giving people access to his apartment. then i reminded him that his brother already had a key, and he said…
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Milan proves true design lives in the details. A 90-second espresso becomes art when the cup, spoon, and counter feel so considered. Grateful to @Barbera_1870 for this perfect #CoffeeBreak moment of authentic #ItalianCoffee.
β˜•οΈ Secrets of #Italy : Milan This is the city that gave the world modern design, and it shows, even in the smallest details. The cup, the spoon, the bar counter itself. In #Milano, even your 90-second #Espresso is considered, intentional, designed. πŸŽ¨β˜•οΈ
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PETER OBI CANNOT BE TRUSTED! Peter Obi spent 8yrs and did not turn Anambra state into an eldorado, he did not end corruption in Anambra state. He handed over to Willie Obiano who continued to work to develop Anambra state.
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Freezing funds only works if you know who holds them. Wallets with no verified owner are where stolen money goes to vanish. Privacy doesn't have to mean anonymity, and @Concordium is building around that.
Billions stolen. Billions frozen. But where does the rest go? The @binance breach exposed a problem bigger than compromised systems: stolen funds can disappear into wallets with no verified owner. Privacy β‰  Anonymity. #Binance πŸ”— Read more: concordium.com/article/binan…
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Judge: β€œYou are requesting full custody of your two children. Is that correct?” Father: β€œYes, Your Honor.” Judge: β€œYour former wife claims you work too much and rarely spend time with them.” Father: β€œI work two jobs, Your Honor.” Judge: β€œThat wasn't my question.” Father: β€œI understand.” The judge looked through the documents. Judge: β€œYour wife also says you refused to attend your daughter's birthday last month.” Father: β€œI didn't refuse. I was working.” Judge: β€œShe says your daughter waited until midnight for you.” Father: β€œI know.” Judge: β€œAnd you think that's acceptable?” Father: β€œNo, Your Honor. I don't.” The judge put down his pen. Judge: β€œThen why should I grant you custody?” Father: β€œBecause I know I haven't been the perfect father. But I've never stopped trying to provide for those children.”
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My boss called me into his office one afternoon and said, β€œThe company is going through a difficult financial period, and management has decided to reduce salaries by 50% starting next month.” Me: β€œA 50% reduction?” Boss: β€œYes. It’s a temporary measure to help the company manage its expenses. Everyone needs to make some sacrifices.” Me: β€œSo my monthly salary will drop from Β₯240,000 to Β₯120,000?” Boss: β€œThat’s correct. The new salary will take effect from the first of next month.” I sat quietly for a moment, trying to process what he’d just told me. Me: β€œUnderstood. In that case, I’ll resign.”
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Moments Besties really showed up uninvited πŸ‘€πŸ₯Ά Part 2/4 threadπŸŽ₯πŸ‘‡
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Daniel Craig and Ana de Armas are spotted on a hotel in Florida but that's not the conjuring part even... I would have my legs shaking around him too the moment he touches me😩
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PETER OBI CANNOT BE TRUSTED! Peter Obi spent 8yrs and did not turn Anambra state into an eldorado, he did not end corruption in Anambra state. He handed over to Willie Obiano who continued to work to develop Anambra state.
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My mom told me she's going to sleep with her boss, what do i do? Me and my mom were in the kitchen cooking breaktast together, she said she had to tell me something and I asked what it was and she said "I'm going to sleep with my boss." and I said "really?" She said "yeah, and i know how to get away with it!" She dose not have a good marriage with my step dad for various reasons, but i would rather not name them, but that doesn't mean it's okay. She has cheated on my step dad before in the past and he has forgiven her and they moved on from it. I have no idea why she even told me this, we have an extremely good relationship with each other, she's more of a best friend to me then a mom because she is not good at parenting but she's an amazing person. So do i just tell my step dad and lose the trust my mom has for me- including their marriage? Or not tell my step dad and live with the guilt of not telling? I'm only debating my decisions because my step dad isn't really good tor my mom at all, but again, that doesn't mean cheating is okay.
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Words to say during sex πŸ₯‰BAD ・Does it feel good? ・Are you gonna come? ・Let your voice out πŸ₯ˆA Bit Good ・"Here?" ・"I love you" ・"You're cute" πŸ₯‡Top Tier ↓↓↓
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Damn πŸ’€
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he kissed her passionately only to find out she’s not a sheπŸ’€
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You had to be there! The India 99-1 Nigeria match was the craziest ever πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
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How did a whole Kardashian fall for someone like this. What did Kourtney see in this dude😭
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First time seeing the looser celebrating
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🚨 HOT NEW MUSIC FRIDAY /w @soladaloris 🌢️πŸ”₯🎧 πŸ”—: open.spotify.com/playlist/2h… Cover Artist: @Aayo90s OGOLOGOMA - AAYO & SPARROW PORCH NDU KA AKU - PHYNO HOPE IN YOU - KIRK FRANKLIN & DAVIDO AFRICAN BADDIE - TIWA SAVAGE BACK TO LAGOS - OMAH LAY & GUNNA U - YARDEN HOME TRAINING - MAYORKUN INFERNO - PERUZZI, ZLATAN & SHODAY ANIKULAPO3 - DAMON GRASS DON CORLEONE - BIG $AVV IMAGINATIONS - ZUKKO AKORIN THINGS I KNOW - ODDIE & JUUVA NOT THE WAT - OJURERE GOLD & SILVER - TAR1Q SISI - REEKADO BANKS & TML VIBEZ JOY GIVER - ZORO SWAGBAG & TENI SHOW WORKING - FEYOTHEGENIUS DO YOU? - SEWA PICTURE - ASHIDAPO SADE - TAYLEE & MORE!πŸ”₯ TAP IN, SAVE THE PLAYLIST & SHARE TO YOUR FRIENDS! 🌢️πŸ”₯
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Dream big, work hard, stay disciplined, and never stop believing in your purpose...
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Damn I love you guys πŸ’ŽπŸͺ½πŸ€
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