BWFC. Alan Partridge.
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David retweeted
Hello, I’m Alastair Campbell and I lied to get this country into a war that cost 1000's of lives.
And I’m Rory Stewart, I believe the Pakistani grooming gangs are an irrelevant problem.
Watch our podcast to understand what views you should hold in order be a good person.
David retweeted
You can ignore reality, but you can’t ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.
One of the biggest mistakes we’ve made in the West is treating immigration as a question of virtue instead of a question of governance.
Of course our country can help people fleeing genuine persecution. But not against the wishes of its citizens!
That isn’t extremism. It’s reality.
David retweeted
Zack Polanski: "No evidence that people seeking asylum are sexually assaulting anyone"
Reality: "Here are 100 examples as reported by UK mainstream media organisations over the last 18 months"
1. Iranian Abdulla Ahmadi (26), Egyptians Ibrahim Alshafe (25) & Karin Al-Danasurt (20) – small boat arrivals in asylum hotel – gang-raped woman on Brighton beach (Oct 2025; guilty verdicts Apr 23, 2026) - BBC/ITV/Guardian
2. Afghan asylum seeker Mirzai (migrant hotel) sexually assaulted two women on trains (2025-2026; sentenced Apr 2026) - BBC
3. Afghan asylum seeker Ahmad Mulakhil (23) raped 12yo girl, Nuneaton (Jul 2025; guilty Feb 2026, sentenced Mar 2026 to 15-16yrs, referred as unduly lenient) - BBC/Guardian/Reuters/ITV
4. Afghan asylum seeker Sohail Amiri (30, small boat) sexually assaulted three women in Southampton (2025; sentenced Mar 2026) - BBC
5. Syrian refugee Mohand Mageed raped 21yo student in Glasgow (Feb 2025; sentenced Mar 2026) - STV
6. Afghan asylum seeker Mehmet Ogur (27) raped 18yo woman in Tamworth park (Jan 2026; sentenced to 7yrs) - BBC
7. Pakistani-born asylum seeker Sheraz Malik (28) raped 18yo woman in Nottinghamshire park (Jun 2025; convicted Jan 2026) - BBC
8. Afghan asylum seekers Jan Jahanzeb (17) & Israr Niazal (17) abducted & raped 15yo girl, Leamington Spa (May 2025; sentenced Dec 2025) - Guardian/BBC/Reuters
9. Afghan Sultani Bakatash charged with raping two 14yo girls, Bolton (Dec 2025) - Manchester Evening News (mainstream coverage)
10. Syrian refugee convicted of raping minor, Birmingham (Dec 2025) - ITV
11. Afghan unaccompanied minor convicted of peer rape in care home (Nov 2025) - Independent
12. Afghan asylum seeker convicted of child rape in care system (Nov 2025) - Independent
13. Iranian failed asylum seeker charged with rape, Manchester (Nov 2025) - Guardian
14. Bangladeshi national convicted of rape (Nov 2025) - BBC
15. Pakistani migrant convicted of rape (Nov 2025) - BBC
16. Algerian overstayer charged with rape-related offences (Nov 2025) - Guardian
17. Unnamed migrant charged with raping woman near train station using translation app (Oct 2025) - BBC
18. Unnamed Syrian asylum seeker charged with raping woman in Bournemouth toilet (Aug 2025) - mainstream reports
19. Small boat migrants charged in coastal gang rape (Sep 2025) - Independent
20. Unnamed Sudanese asylum seeker convicted of group sexual assault, Kent (Sep 2025) - Guardian
21. Unnamed group of migrants charged with raping woman in Oxford churchyard (Sep 2025) - Guardian
22. Libyan failed asylum seeker charged with family rape, Sheffield (Sep 2025) - Guardian
23. Moroccan migrant charged with rape, Leeds (Sep 2025) - Guardian
24. Eritrean failed claimant convicted of repeat rape, Bristol (Sep 2025) - BBC
25. Unnamed Eritrean boat arrival charged with rape, Bristol (Oct 2025) - BBC
26. Syrian national convicted of rape (Aug 2025) - BBC
27. Unnamed Afghan asylum seeker convicted of raping woman in London (Aug 2025) - Guardian
28. Sudanese boat arrival raped jogger, Kent (Aug 2025) - Guardian
29. Afghan asylum seeker Rapualla Ahmadze raped 17yo girl in Elgin park, Scotland (Aug 2025; sentenced Dec 2025) - BBC
30. Iranian dissident claimant raped flatmate, Glasgow (Jul 2025) - BBC
31. Ethiopian asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu sexually assaulted 14yo girl & woman, Epping hotel (Jul 2025; sentenced Sep 2025) - Guardian/BBC
32. Syrian asylum seeker Mohammed Wahid Mohammed raped 12yo girl in Birmingham supermarket (Jul 2025) - ITV
33. Unnamed illegal immigrant convicted of raping 20yo woman in Oxford churchyard (Jul 2025) - Guardian
34. Indian student charged with campus rape, London (Jul 2025) - BBC
35. Iraqi national convicted of rape (Jul 2025) - Guardian
36. Romanian lorry migrant convicted of assault rape, Dover (Jun 2025) - Guardian
37. Algerian small boat crosser charged with nightclub rape, Newcastle (Jun 2025) - Independent
38. Spanish national convicted of rape (Jun 2025) - BBC
39. Pakistani asylum seeker convicted of child rape, Leeds (Apr 2025) - BBC
40. Unnamed Somali asylum seeker convicted of sexual assault, Cardiff (Apr 2025) - Guardian
41. Unnamed Sub-Saharan African migrant convicted of sexual assault, Birmingham (Apr 2025) - Guardian
42. Unnamed North African migrant convicted of sexual offence, London (Jul 2025) - Guardian
43. Unnamed Middle Eastern migrant convicted of rape, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian
44. Nigerian overstayer charged with raping elderly woman, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian
45. Somali refugee convicted of honour-based rape, Cardiff (May 2025) - Guardian
46. Turkish asylum seeker raped tourist, Edinburgh (Apr 2025) - BBC
47. Indian migrant in trafficking group charged with rape (Apr 2025) - Guardian
48. Unnamed male asylum seeker raped 14yo girl in SW England hotel (Feb 2025) - Guardian
49. Unnamed male migrant raped Sierra Leonean female asylum seeker in hotel (Jan 2025) - Guardian
50. Somali Yaqub Ahmed convicted of gang rape of teenage girl, London (Jan 2025) - Guardian
51. Polish construction worker raped colleague, Birmingham (Jan 2025) - Guardian
52. Sudanese Mahmood Noor Ibrahim convicted of sexual assault of 16yo in Hull (Feb 2025) - Independent
53. Nigerien Musba Missa charged with sexual assault in Skegness migrant hotel (Mar 2025) - BBC
54. Syrian asylum seeker Qais Al-Aswad (26) sexually assaulted three women in Horley migrant hotel (May-Jun 2025) - BBC
55. Vietnamese trafficked migrant charged in brothel rape case (Feb 2025) - BBC
56. Jamaican overstayer convicted of domestic rape, Liverpool (Mar 2025) - Independent
57. Ghanaian migrant convicted in group rape (Oct 2025) - Guardian
58. Sudanese national convicted of attempting to rape woman in Wakefield nightclub (Oct 2025) - Independent
59. Belgian national convicted of rape (Oct 2025) - Guardian
60. Albanian migrant charged with group rape, Brighton (Nov 2025) - Independent
61. Unnamed Pakistani national convicted of sexual offence, Leeds (Jun 2025) - Independent
62. Unnamed Indian overstayer charged with rape in care home (Aug 2025) - BBC
63. Egyptian asylum seeker Abdelrahmen Adnan Abouelela raped woman in Hyde Park, London (Nov 2024; sentenced Sep 2025) - BBC
64. Unnamed Afghan asylum seeker convicted of raping woman in mixed-sex hotel (Mar 2025) - Guardian
65. Unnamed male migrant raped Sierra Leonean female asylum seeker in hotel (Jan 2025) - Guardian
66. Syrian refugee convicted of raping minor, Birmingham (Dec 2025) - ITV
67. Iranian failed asylum seeker charged with rape, Manchester (Nov 2025) - Guardian
68. Moroccan migrant charged with rape, Leeds (Sep 2025) - Guardian
69. Sudanese boat arrival raped jogger, Kent (Aug 2025) - Guardian
70. Eritrean failed claimant convicted of repeat rape, Bristol (Sep 2025) - BBC
71. Afghan unaccompanied minor convicted of peer rape in care home (Nov 2025) - Independent
72. Turkish asylum seeker raped tourist, Edinburgh (Apr 2025) - BBC
73. Somali refugee convicted of honour-based rape, Cardiff (May 2025) - Guardian
74. Algerian small boat crosser charged with nightclub rape, Newcastle (Jun 2025) - Independent
75. Iranian dissident claimant raped flatmate, Glasgow (Jul 2025) - BBC
76. Libyan failed asylum seeker charged with family rape, Sheffield (Sep 2025) - Guardian
77. Iraqi national convicted of rape (Jul 2025) - Guardian
78. Syrian national convicted of rape (Aug 2025) - BBC
79. Albanian migrant charged with group rape, Brighton (Nov 2025) - Independent
80. Pakistani asylum seeker convicted of child rape, Leeds (Apr 2025) - BBC
81. Nigerian overstayer charged with raping elderly woman, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian
82. Romanian lorry migrant convicted of assault rape, Dover (Jun 2025) - Guardian
83. Indian student charged with campus rape, London (Jul 2025) - BBC
84. Sudanese national convicted of attempting to rape woman in Wakefield nightclub (Oct 2025) - Independent
85. Unnamed migrant charged with raping woman near train station using translation app (Oct 2025) - BBC
86. Unnamed North African migrant convicted of sexual offence, London (Jul 2025) - Guardian
87. Unnamed Middle Eastern migrant convicted of rape, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian
88. Unnamed Sub-Saharan African migrant convicted of sexual assault, Birmingham (Apr 2025) - Guardian
89. Unnamed Sudanese asylum seeker convicted of group sexual assault, Kent (Sep 2025) - Guardian
90. Unnamed Eritrean boat arrival charged with rape, Bristol (Oct 2025) - BBC
91. Afghan asylum seeker convicted of child rape in care system (Nov 2025) - Independent
92. Unnamed Somali asylum seeker convicted of sexual assault, Cardiff (Apr 2025) - Guardian
93. Unnamed Pakistani national convicted of sexual offence, Leeds (Jun 2025) - Independent
94. Unnamed Indian overstayer charged with rape in care home (Aug 2025) - BBC
95. Ethiopian asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu sexually assaulted 14yo girl & woman, Epping hotel (Jul 2025; sentenced Sep 2025) - Guardian/BBC
96. Syrian asylum seeker Mohammed Wahid Mohammed raped 12yo girl in Birmingham supermarket (Jul 2025) - ITV
97. Unnamed illegal immigrant convicted of raping 20yo woman in Oxford churchyard (Jul 2025) - Guardian
98. Somali Yaqub Ahmed convicted of gang rape of teenage girl, London (Jan 2025) - Guardian
99. Syrian asylum seeker Qais Al-Aswad (26) sexually assaulted three women in Horley migrant hotel (May-Jun 2025) - BBC
100. Unnamed male asylum seeker raped 14yo girl in SW England hotel (Feb 2025) - Guardian
Would love to know why people wouldn’t vote for him?
Restore Britain is now polling 9% nationally - it continues to grow and grow. We will soon overtake the Lib Dems. That is historic growth.
And I want to be really clear about what our objective is.
Win the next general election, and restore Britain.
We will stand hundreds of candidates from outside the rotten political establishment.
They will not be failed Conservative ministers. They will not be desperate careerists who are seeking to harness the rightful anger of the British people to advance their own interests. They will not be politicians.
They will be men and women who understand how the real world works - in business, medicine, industry, science, education, the military. Proper Britain.
I have no interest in appealing to the Westminster elite - Tory, Reform, Labour. It all just stinks. Same people, same ideas, same failures. I don’t want to join the establishment. I want to smash it up.
Because Britain doesn’t reforming, it needs restoring. Back to a time when our political system worked for the only group of people who matter.
The British people.
We are at the start of a very long road, but we have taken the first few very important steps.
People laughed when I founded Restore Britain - they said we’d never even reach 1% in the polls.
Well, we’re at 9% and we are not stopping there. Reform are leading that poll on 21%. On current trajectory? We will soon overtake the Tories and Labour, and then Reform.
That’s the plan. And when we do it, that’s when the real change starts. We are aiming to implement the most radical changes to the British state anyone has seen in living memory. And I mean radical.
Join the team, join Restore Britain.
Help us make history.
Let’s get our country back.
David retweeted
Visualization of the distances in astronomy nitter.cf/fluxfolio_/status/2039…
“Inside the Manosphere” focusing on online influencers, but ignores the real one: forced gentile mutilation, forced marriages to uncles, no face in public, no education for girls etc.
That’s the actual manosphere crushing women daily.
Embarrassing journalism.
David retweeted
I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party.
Join us.
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Liverpool fans saying there was no shame losing to PSG… what does that make relegated Plymouth Argyle?
