Unemployed college dropout. 2017 WPT LAPC champ, 2019 PCA runner up, ‘19/‘22 2x bracelet winner, husband and father
Joined June 2009
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to update his pronouns to survive the next 2 years
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Hey bud North Korea is that way
Large candy bars are the considered the holy grail, but giving them out on Halloween missed the point of the holiday, @ibogost argued in 2017: theatln.tc/0pZou0zj
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Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work...
Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
Maduro pleads not guilty to new torture-related charges in New York bbc.in/4imkbGG
Trump says so much stupid stuff, seeing the democrats twist his words into something only a crazy person would believe is so disappointing and frustrating. Politically homeless
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Buy toilet paper!!!!!!!
Mars' largest moon Phobos is slowly spiraling inward and could break apart to form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video appears to be a CGI simulation, not real spacecraft or telescope footage. NASA confirms Phobos is spiraling inward and may form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years.
science.nasa.gov/mars/moons/pho…
Never played on coin before. Might deposit some for a few tournies. Someone shill me their code or whatever to get me the best deal
One time?
Very pleased to see that my gambling loss tax deduction fix has finally been included in a tax package. I encourage my colleagues to push it through @WaysandMeansGOP this week as quickly as possible.
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うちの犬、叩かれたことがないので、叩くふりで手を振り上げたら嬉しそうにニコニコで耳をたたむ。ナデナデ待ち。
それで良い。怖いことなんか何も知らなくていい。
