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I repeat, may we not trade twitter validation for Allah’s mercy.
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The average Nigerian doesn't even know this opportunity exists. Oyibo does, and he's building tech to help other oyibos profit from it. Educate people about Nigeria's economy and you'll be labelled pro-BAT or APC. Tomorrow, when he builds a successful business, you'll scream colonialism. We've always got to blame someone right? Because accountability requires looking in the mirror.
I spent the last year living between Lagos and Nairobi... Nigeria in particular has one of the fastest growing economies in the world. Yet three years ago, its currency, the naira, lost more than half its value. To defend it, Nigeria’s central bank pays 21% for people to hold naira, among the highest rates anywhere. Until now, those yields have been hard for most people to reach Numo is a futures market for currencies like the naira where businesses can buy dollars at a fixed rate and traders can buy naira. We’re on a mission to make the world’s most volatile currencies stable.
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Wallahi, it is the Sunnah that taught me how to take care of my wife. Even during the hardest times of my life, I have never allowed my wife to experience the suffering that comes with my struggles. If it were left to my natural personality alone, things might have been a
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When I no be Lanihun abi na Lannister.
Damn. More men need to know what power games are and how to play it.
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I dey wait weitn BAT go give these girls.
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Nigeria will never return to subsidy. PBAT. He said it loud and clear
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Someone actually slid into my DM to ask me to stop posting beautiful places in Nigeria because, apparently, I am indirectly campaigning for APC and Tinubu. 🤣 So appreciating the beauty of your own country is now political campaigning? Nigeria, what have we not heard? 😂🇳🇬
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Defending a currency, has it ever ended well for any country?
If you think your investment decisions are bad... 🇹🇷 Turkey has sold $36 billion in gold and foreign reserves this year to protect its currency, the Lira. And the Lira chart looks like this.
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What's the earliest reasonable time/age to start introducing one's children to one's business? Showing them how you run your business. Making them understand your business. Seeing how you make decisions. Learning. Business is not physical shop or trade, where they can sit down and watch activities daily. The business involves managing people spread across different locations, meetings that are mostly virtual (& few physical), physical projects you yourself only see once in a month or once in three months. If you choose an age below 16 or a class that's within secondary school education level, how do you balance this with revealing too much business information for children who may innocently say it elsewhere (eg in school) where it can have adverse effect? Views?
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I will give you two good reasons why the ceasefire deal thing won't work and it should never be considered,no matter how much the Terrorists are begging. ONE. What faction of BHTs are you going to negotiate with? If you have been to frontline you will understand the modus /1
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If they can strip Uloma of the feminist title, I wonder what they think of hijab wearing Muslim women who identify as feminist
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“Just don’t vote Tinubu” na your papa get my pvc?
I know who I'm voting for this upcoming election. Just don't vote Tinubu.
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You will never go far in life if you always think people must be paid to network or relate with one another across different levels. Not everything is about money or getting paid.
APC btw, I wan really know how much dem dey use buy these people. SEYI TINUNU is friends with Burna Boy, Olamide, Tiwa Savage, Fireboy, Phyno, Seyi vibes, I no fit even count am finish. Now dem don put Dandizzy sef on.
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You guys are committing murder on camera to sell your candidate. Someone without a weapon to harm or harass you?. A new Nigeria is never possible with anything obidient associated with it. Y'all are mad and deranged.
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Replying to @da_tesleem
Una dey talk ooo for this app 😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @da_tesleem
Calm down This question too hard
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Replying to @da_tesleem
😃😃😃 No loud am
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Why you dey disgrace yourself? I thought foolishness is by choice
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Don't leave his neck
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😂😂😂😂
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One is running for president nah What did you expect 😂😂
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