If you’re an eager homosexual, the senator’s door is open. Top or bottom? Doesn’t matter. Prefer if you’re black though
Joining the war on schizophrenia by synthesizing ChatGPT drugs in my garage
It’s 2040. You wake to a meeting invite from HR. You know what this is, you’re being let go.
You arrive, that zoomer from HR staring at you blankly. You start to speak but he cuts you off.
“6 7, 6 7” he drones, bobbing his hands at his hips.
Being professional, you go to shake his hand. He extends his. SIKE. He fakes you out.
“6 7, 6 7”. He throws a dab. He flosses.
A crowd is forming. Sad faces whisper of your mogging.
“6 7, 6 7”. He stops. He throws a final rizz face and walks out.
Reaching your car, you can still hear the roaring crowd. For 30 years you gave the company everything. In the end, they even demanded your aura.
With public libraries starting to fill up, the homeless have resorted to masturbating in little free libraries
Dackler Labs retweeted
AI companies should learn what Mamdani already understands:
The most tried and true PR tactic is just give people stuff
Julius Caesar’s feasts, Rockefeller’s dimes, the Marshall Plan, Oprah’s favorite things, Starlink on United - works every time
Labs and datacenters should build parks, subsidize bills, hold a cookout, sponsor fieldtrips
Companies are spending way more on marketing and lobbying that backfires half the time. Just give people stuff
🚨 Zohran Mamdani to give away free bike helmets to NYC residents.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
NYC's free bike helmet program isn't new. It began in 2007 under NYC DOT and has distributed 350,000+ helmets over the years; Mamdani's administration continues this existing annual initiative. nyc.gov/mayors-office/…
You’re telling me I can’t plagiarize at Cambridge?
In 2014 we published the first large-scale study of suicidality in autism, subsequently widely replicated, revealing that 1 in 4 autistic people have planned or attempted suicide. That’s why I’m very concerned about the impact of the media coverage on Professor Jason Arday who is autistic. He has been accused of plagiarism and he was cleared of any academic misconduct following a rigorous investigation by Liverpool John Moores University. And yet he continues to be systematically discredited over every detail of his life, daily. We should of course always investigate plagiarism to protect academic standards. However, I cannot stand by and watch when an autistic man is on the ground and the kicking continues. This is relentless bullying of a vulnerable autistic man and raises safe-guarding issues. It’s time to stop.
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Despite university clearance, Arday's PhD thesis contains dozens of near-verbatim unattributed passages from prior works, and a journal corrected his paper for missing citations to adapted text including participant quotes. retractionwatch.com/2026/07/27/cam… mdpi.com/2076-0760/12/1…
Turning on all the faucets in the house and giving my LLM’s conflicting instructions about where to move files with the threat of severe consequences if they fail
The fake email job/apartment rental economy has made it so nobody knows what anything costs or how long it takes to build.
People just nod and smile as water fountains are replaced in 3x the time it took to build the Empire State Building.
Responding to a girl being cute like this, in the manner of a homosexual (umm yikes ick 😬) instead of pressing the gun to your head and screaming “DO IT DO IT YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS” is a good way to fail her shit test
Japanese handjob guy: noble, aristocrat of the soul
Bawston hannjawb dood: pathetic, impoverished literally and spiritually
We should be doubling down. Think of what we could fund if only we kept stuffing junk into postage:
Education, social security, curing cancer, space colonization. We need to be junkmaxxing!
Our collective wellbeing is only limited by the weight of our mailboxes!
Even the faintest possibility of Cal getting lawmogged by the “you can doooo eeeet”, “makin coffeeee” guy is very funny
🚨 BREAKING: We’re suing UC Berkeley
After months of ignoring a lawful public records request tied to a TPUSA event featuring @RobSchneider that turned violent, Berkeley still hasn’t produced a single document.
We're demanding TRANSPARENCY!
🔗libertycenter.org/cases/uc-b…
Watching reels while slicing on a mandolin and the algorithm still hasn’t fed me first aide videos. I guess I’ll just bleed out and die
Deadlifts at high speed levels are on our roadmap
There’s never been an easier way to destroy your body playing tetris
Abandon dates in the wilderness to test if she jumps right to blaming you for testing her
The sinister dating trend where women say men abandon them in the wilderness: 'he left me alone to test me' trib.al/JIKadwx
