Justin Jowers

"The woman's a whore and the child's a bastard, but there's no word for the man who doesn't come back."

Only fans money got hoes thinking they're hustlers 😂 nah baby you just a prostitute 🤗

My 4 year old just told me to stop the 🧢, what are they teaching em' in school these days 😂

I really don't know how "hold my beer" became a thing and stuck because mine would come back empty if I asked my close friends. the last thing I'm doing is letting my friend hold my beer. 😁

Chandler by homicide

At McDonald's this morning getting breakfast for me and the kids and I walk past this lady talking to the cashier and casually hear her say "I squirted it in his mouth one day and it changed his life.." pretty sure they were talking about sauce though 💀

I'm ur biggest fan @BassProShops

Life's too short to never get it wrong

I can't trust folks that breathe with their mouth open excessively

🐕 – at Huntsville, AL