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Simon Girthy

@daggerandpen

no pronouns, you are not allowed to refer to this person. current status: actively being hunted for sport by a billionaire

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Joined March 2018
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when a cop's wife sends me nudes it makes my
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I'd like to thank @elonmusk for giving Texas its hottest governor in history
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 4
New - 98% of the money musk spent in the midterms went to candidates who lost yesterday
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all right I guess you California people can stay in Texas
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just checked my driver's license and my middle name is now Hussein? who do I call about this
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"my wife turned Republican just in time for us to catch an historic ass kicking"
Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) profile pictureMatt Van Swol
@mattvanswolNov 3
My wife, a former life-long Democrat… …just voted STRAIGHT TICKET REPUBLICAN FOR THE MIDTERMS!!!!!!
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loooooooool suck a dick @KenPaxtonTX. good fucking riddance
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quitting before you're even hired is classic Democrat
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what the fuck man
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I didn't honestly expect to see this so soon but maga claiming "Trump is evil but only because he's secretly still a liberal Democrat" is no surprise
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just ran across an old post about the time conservatives accused Michelle Obama of shopping during the middle of the Hurricane Katrina disaster. yes, Katrina happened during the W Bush administration and yes, that is in fact a photo of W's secretary of state Condoleezza Rice
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this is what happens when the narrative gets away from the fascist mouthpieces, they lock down avenues of free speech
Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) profile pictureReclaim The Net
@ReclaimTheNetHQMay 8
The FCC wants to require ID verification for every phone activation in America, including prepaid phones. Those are the phones journalists, abuse survivors, and whistleblowers depend on to stay anonymous. The excuse is robocalls. The result is a national identity check on one of the last semi-anonymous communication tools we have. reclaimthenet.org/the-fcc-wa…
The FCC Wants Your ID Before You Get a Phone Number

The FCC Wants Your ID Before You Get a Phone Number

The FCC just proposed fixing your robocall problem by building the kind of phone-user registry that privacy advocates have spent decades trying to prevent.

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bro keeps calling his shots
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Uncensored.AI (@GoUncensored) profile pictureUncensored.AI
@GoUncensoredMar 21
Iran just hit the nuclear facility Israel’s never admitted to having.
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😏
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Simon Girthy (@daggerandpen) profile pictureSimon Girthy@daggerandpen6 Jun 2025
for a few years now I've been saying that the people most likely to do it 😉 are magas and that the most likely culprit among the magas will be a Qanon guy who feels like Trump betrayed him by being part of the deep state/Epstein stuff
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y'all really are dumb as shit. a bunch of J6ers snitched on the others and now "FBI informant" has been translated to "plainclothes FBI agent" by the dumbest people alive
C3 (@C_3C_3) profile pictureC3
@C_3C_326 Sep 2025
It’s estimated a crowd of around 8,000 protested at the Capitol on January 6th. With less than 1,000 entering the Capitol. The FBI just admitted they had around 300 plain clothes agents in the crowd. Up to 30% of those entering the Capitol could be FBI. This was an operation.
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i can't explain why, but JD Vance and Pete Buttigieg are our most Canadian-coded politicians
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for everyone saying "Tyler Robinson can't be far right, his gf is trans" this 4chan post says everything
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damn Luigi strikes again!
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so like, the Trump administration definitely had Charlie Kirk assassinated huh
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Stephen Miller has his Horst Wessel now
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wild how suddenly the conservative gun rights argument changed once they realized their Rambo fantasies are far more difficult to enact when the opposition are also armed
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fucking dying at this
Brian (@attackackack) profile pictureBrian@attackackack25 Aug 2025
My sister is so pregnant her belly button turned outtie. Her son (3ish) pointed at it and said “penis” 😂
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