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Joined December 2024
good morning 🌞
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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Grabe ang dedication ni bagets, para lang gulatin yung pusa HAHAHAH 😂😭
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me switching to the account where i watch twitter porn
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I want to point out that the artist also did this for Spider-Man as well take a look.
Horrormorphosis Dmitry Khramtsov
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HAHAHAHA 😭😭
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"Motion is the privilege that the living have. Be many things at the same time. Or be nothing, for a time. Simmer in life, marinate, grow."
Just keep pivoting till you find where you want to be. many people rush life. They throw themselves into a specific box, then stay there. Motion is the privilege that the living have. Be many things at the same time. Or be nothing, for a time. Simmer in life, marinate, grow.
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this big beefy boi need some deep dicking 😔
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Kanina pa ko tawa nang tawa sa korean dubbed ng #DragRacePH HAHAHAHAHAHARDDDD
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Does anyone remember that Reddit post where someone's aunt was in love with a kapre and the kapre kept saying no. The kapre felt so harassed that it left the tree 😭😭😭
Since we are on the topic of aswangs and engkantos.. I actually have a story, in my province we named our neighbor Kapre 'Bayugyog' dwelling in a big rambutan tree. When it's time for harvest we always acknowledged him "salamat yog" to thank him for the abundance.
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This is like a pool party for raccoons 🦝🤣
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mildly loose holes >>>
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plants being gagged when they bloom:
Yall… petal really grew on me djckekzk
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spending my most fuckable years in the gym trying to get more fuckable
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pls wake me up with my pole in your mouth then ride me 🫩
So literally every top wants to just be used as a pole???
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This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭
An albino raccoon with eyesight problems
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NEW CAT DROPPED I REPEAT NEW CAT DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS IN FACT A CAT
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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ratatouille trying the cheese then the strawberry then both of them together
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