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“You just don’t know when to keep your mouth shut, do ya Saxy Boy” Instagram: @ RachelDanderfield

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Joined April 2016
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Hello @aflwomens as a certified cringe millennial and avid nutbusher, I am begging you to bust out Tina Turner on the speakers at half time on Saturday. I will be limbered up and ready to make random grumpy people very angry.
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Thomas Brian Aloyisius Papley, I can excuse substance use but I draw the line at being a millionaire and not paying a parking fine.
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All of my most popular tweets are just variations of me wearing only a scarf but the most liked by far is me on shoulder day so just say you like muscle mommies and I’ll flex on yall more often
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Not to be a boomer but GoFundMe has killed the ancient art of fundraising
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“Hey Rach, we heard you talking shit about how much you hated Thursday and Friday night games so we figured, since you didn’t say anything about… Wednesday Night Footy… YOURE WELCOME BITCH” - AFL (probably)
Five days of footy 😍 The round one fixture for the 2027 Toyota AFL Premiership Season has arrived.
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As someone who watched the club i love teeter on the brink of financial collapse through the 90s and early 2000s, i will never shit on the institutions that helped save us from extinction.
Ginni says his lifestyle in Melbourne is "too elite" to move to Tasmania and play for the Devils. 👀 READ 👉 bit.ly/4yBNUAx
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Using the Carlton situation as a means to fan the flames of your petty club grievances is gross. Some of you need to grow the fuck up. I hope the players involved are okay.
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Hey @ gruk what number will Rowan Marshall wear at Geelong?
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I normally take a break from tweeting in October but I’m coming back specifically to say; Some of yall could do with being a bit more normal about football. Okay bye 💙
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Gimme a 47 point belting over that any day. See yall in November xx
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SEVEN BEERS NO FOOD WHAT COULD GO WRONG I LOVE YOU KYLIE
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I’m off to the grand final today. Remember kids; it pays to be friends with the nerds xx
Fast Forward 1 year, WE GOT REDEMPTION AND I WON A BUNCH OF GRAND FINAL TICKETS FOR MY FRIENDS
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“With the nerds” as if I’m not a giant nerd myself
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how white people look at you when you press play on a fall out boy song
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Australia: *has the most incredible and unique game of football beloved by millions across the nation* The AFL at any given opportunity:
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I can’t even say to Lachie Neale defenders he ain’t gonna fuck you mate because going by his history he probably will
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Happy Anniversary to the absolute love of my life (the 2022 AFL Grand Final)
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The difference in how we talk about people battling demons once they have passed vs how we talk about people battling demons when they are still alive is fascinating
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People in the replies think I mean specifically the media, but I’m talking about the general public too.
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