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not great, dane
@danefeldman
managing editor, yogurt
New York, NY
danenews.substack.com/
Joined April 2009
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not great, dane
@danefeldman
28 Jun 2020
ppl in jersey be like “ik a spot” then take u to
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@danefeldman
14 Jan 2025
i would like to rescind my 2005 american idol votes for carrie
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@danefeldman
13 Nov 2023
love to see kias on the road from john starks kia 😂
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@danefeldman
1 Oct 2023
bye baseball season hello seasonal depression
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@danefeldman
28 Sep 2023
cole world 🌎
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@danefeldman
23 Sep 2023
i love watching gen x age. it’s like, aw you’re still punk so precious
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@danefeldman
22 Sep 2023
gerrit cole 4 mayor
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@danefeldman
21 Sep 2023
hate hearing ppl say process-is and not process-eeze
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@danefeldman
20 Sep 2023
did anyone else just see that little kid giving the finger during god bless america at the yankee game 😂
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@danefeldman
11 Sep 2023
accidentally signing off emails as “sane” is the perfect start to this monday morning.
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@danefeldman
4 Sep 2023
🧹🧹🧹🗑️🗑️🗑️
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@danefeldman
29 Aug 2023
on my week off i’ve decided to learn latin what is wrong w me
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@danefeldman
24 Aug 2023
drinking my water minding my biz
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@danefeldman
21 Aug 2023
leg day on monday should be illegal
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@danefeldman
18 Aug 2023
geriatric drip goes the hardest
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@danefeldman
17 Aug 2023
i joined the hoka cult
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@danefeldman
1 Aug 2023
somebody needs to stop me from sighing so loudly in the workplace
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@danefeldman
30 Jul 2023
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
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@danefeldman
26 Jul 2023
maybe i DID name my dog after the discontinued pregnant barbie
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@danefeldman
21 Jul 2023
the way i will mark a text unread and then be like, “oh, a text!”
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@danefeldman
20 Jul 2023
how do u close the floodgates once they’ve opened? asking for a friend
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