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Dan Gayle

@dangayle

Chinese Superhero name: 无敌肚子

 Spokane Valley, WA
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Joined January 2011
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I cannot believe this video is 12 years old
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Replying to @frantzfries
Microsoft does great user research with excellent user experience. It’s just that their primary persona is the finance director of the IT department who cares about cost of ownership and information security risk.
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The tragedy of Russell Wilson, the Bronco Buster.
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Reminder to hikers and Houston baseball players that trash cans should only be used for their intended purpose.
A wooden baseball bat clangs against a trailhead trash can, disrupting nature and fair play all at once. A big red X hovers in the right-hand corner, announcing its disproval. The red X wants peace. The red X wants quiet. The red X wants justice.

ALT A wooden baseball bat clangs against a trailhead trash can, disrupting nature and fair play all at once. A big red X hovers in the right-hand corner, announcing its disproval. The red X wants peace. The red X wants quiet. The red X wants justice.

A trashcan at a trailhead sits happily full of the items that belong in it - such as dog poop bags, granola bar wrappers, and logos of opposing baseball teams. A big green checkmark beams down from the corner. The trash can lets out a belch. It is hungry for more dog poop bags. Feed it.

ALT A trashcan at a trailhead sits happily full of the items that belong in it - such as dog poop bags, granola bar wrappers, and logos of opposing baseball teams. A big green checkmark beams down from the corner. The trash can lets out a belch. It is hungry for more dog poop bags. Feed it.

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ESPN
@espn26 May 2018
On This Date: Jose Canseco gave us this gem 25 years ago. #SCNotTop10
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Iconic@IconicBoar0971 May 2018
it's gonna be may yall remember to leave out hot water and ramen noodles for justin timberlake tonight
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I’d rather have an engine blow up on me than suffer through @Delta's anti-customer policies.
This is so cool. I guess with no atmosphere in space, things like thrusters don’t corrode. jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?r…
I’m no expert on cookies, although I have eaten my fair share, but I have my doubts that this is the ideal shape for a brown sugar cookie. #💩
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Is an enchilada a Mexican lasagna, or is a lasagna an Italian enchilada?
Life at its finest nitter.cf/elleryface/status/9362…
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What happens when your dog experiences snow for the first time ever
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Epiphany o the Day: Echiladas are Mexican Lasagna – at Spokane, WA
Burrito guy: Listening to the cool tunes? Me: yeah, that’s my music. I made that. Me: <turns it up> Burrito guy: <leans out of drive through window> YEAH! Where can I buy that?<bobs head> Me: <blushes> Proudest moment of my adult life – at Spokane, WA
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oh excuse me but WHAT CRIME TORKEY BE PARDON FROM? crime of BEING A BIRDS???? hello ALCU?????
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