Ginger-bearded Geordie. Doing stuff with words.
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What began as a whinge at Southgate for shoehorning Trent into midfield became blind optimism ahead of England vs. Slovenia.
Just 18 minutes until kick-off, but you’ll have about 16 spare after reading this short rant.👇 linkedin.com/pulse/england-l…
#ENGSVN
I’ve been duped by these Instagram fakeaways one too many times now. The recipe was meant to make a 12-inch pizza and yet it’s barely big enough to rest your cuppa on.
Starving.
A lot of very lovely clobber for Toon fans to ruin England fixtures with for years to come. Well in, @adidasUK.🫡 #NUFC
It's Black and White. 🖤🤍
Our 2024/25 @adidasfootball home kit will go on sale at 8am tomorrow in-store at St. James’ Park and online.
A good 60% of wor lass’ third trimester has been her recording videos of the bump moving about and me ruining the audio with stuff like ‘Christ, the neighbour’s washing his car again’.
It’s 20 degrees in the Toon and the North Face enthusiasts are still in their puffer jackets. You’ve got to applaud it.
The Right Honourable Keir Shawarma
Political party in Germany 'calls for kebabs to be subsidised'
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Wor lass, who’s about an 8.5/10 on the pregnancy scale, whenever I eat runny eggs within a metre of her:
I will forever bang the drum for Big Joe. He’s been huge for the Toon since Norwich (H) in 2021/22. We need a comeback documentary.
@NetflixUK, @primevideouk, for a crate of Brown Ale and a pack of pork pies, I’ll script it. DMs open. #NUFC
🚨⚪️⚫️ Joelinton’s new contract at Newcastle will be valid for the next four years, verbal agreement confirmed.
Final details being sorted and then it will be signed, huge move for #NUFC.
Joelinton, considered crucial by Eddie Howe.
Me, stood at the hob, with a lager in one hand and the other hoying three times as much garlic in the pan as Hello Fresh recommends:
Just pulled a one-handed parallel park on that narrow lane where Fat Hippo is and my lass hasn’t fancied me more.
