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Husband and I booked a place with @wimdu, then the host backed out last minute. Wimdu said we're on our own. So disappointed.
Kid 1: What's in the fridge? Soda, some purple stuff...
Kid 2: [Collapses under the pointlessness of life and nature's cruel indifference]
Telephone poll finds 100 percent of Americans are bored and lonely. Thank you for reading my joke about selection bias.
A smart device, but in the form of a ring you wear on your finger that tells you when your smart watch is telling you to look at your phone.
Only ten days until the release of my memoir: Void Where Prohibited, A Sad Tale of Guerrilla Urination