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Dan James

@daogjames
 Chesterfield, Derbyshire
Joined September 2012
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So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us? You live and learn I guess.
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Newcastle have ended this window with 5 goalkeepers, the only recognisable first team improvement being the return of a suspended Tonali, and Isaac Hayden & Ryan Fraser still on the books. Nobody is telling me this summer has been a success. #NUFC
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Well said, Will Mellor 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK22 Mar 2024
🚨 NEW: The Tories, Labour and Lib Dems have all united to condemn Nike's new St George cross design on the England Euro shirt as they demand a return to the original
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A harmless tweet, highlighting a group with the potential to instil national pride in the summer, underlined by a comments section that exemplifies why this country is truly nothing to be proud of. Get back to crying about the colour of flags, knuckledraggers
Henry Winter (@henrywinter) profile pictureHenry Winter
@henrywinter20 Mar 2024
So much talent. #ENG training
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The Alt descriptions on these… 👏🏻👏🏻
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There’ll be some deep grooves in the pavements of London after the amount of knuckle dragging today
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Arsenal tears… #NUFC #AFC
Paddy Power (@paddypower) profile picturePaddy Power
@paddypower6 Nov 2023
'An absolute disgrace.' 🤬 Arsenal lost to Newcastle and everyone connected to the club made a complete show of themselves... It's... #FanDenial

Fan Denial - Newcastle 1-0 Arsenal

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Risk of floods in parts of Newcastle courtesy of Arteta tears 🥺😢😭
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I’m not ashamed to admit, I’m more than a tiny bit in love with Jacob Murphy
NUFC Blog (@NUFCBlogcouk) profile pictureNUFC Blog
@NUFCBlogcouk21 Oct 2023
Jacob Murphy is something else! 😂 #NUFC | @JacobMurphy95
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE_UK) profile picturePoliticsJOE
@PoliticsJOE_UK20 Oct 2023
Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections. (And I feel fine)

It's the end of the Tories as we know it (and I feel fine)

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Newcastle first half Vs Newcastle second half #nufc ⚫️⚪️
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Let’s just call it…
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There’s always a tweet 😂🤣
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Today's project: DRAWING NEWCASTLE UNITED (albeit badly) Newly qualified for Big Cup, it's time to bring them back down to earth. Coming up: 24 extremely questionable doodles. We'll start with Jason Tindall, who we understand likes to be first 🧵 [includes ALT text x)
An upsettingly amateurish drawing depicting allegedly attention-hungry Newcastle United Assistant Manager Jason Tindall, leering threateningly towards the viewer, palm outstretched, ostensibly offering a handshake but - you suspect - starting into and indeed beyond your soul. You have never been more scared.

ALT An upsettingly amateurish drawing depicting allegedly attention-hungry Newcastle United Assistant Manager Jason Tindall, leering threateningly towards the viewer, palm outstretched, ostensibly offering a handshake but - you suspect - starting into and indeed beyond your soul. You have never been more scared.

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Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNews30 Apr 2023
People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God" trib.al/Xw2hLcY
Coronation will include invite to public to swear allegiance out loud to King Charles

Coronation will include invite to public to swear allegiance out loud to King Charles

People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God."

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Small boats is a problem solved by bigger boats, apparently 🙄. What a shit show of a c*ntry we are
Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) profile pictureTory Fibs
@ToryFibs5 Apr 2023
Government have just announced their second concentration camp for refugees. This one is a prison boat upon which refugees will be processed and deported to Rwanda, a country who shot 12 refugees in cold blood in 2018. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65193446
Barge to house 500 male migrants off Dorset coast, says government

Barge to house 500 male migrants off Dorset coast, says government

The plan - a first for the UK - is criticised for being "completely inadequate" by refugee groups.

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Where’s the cue ball going?
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Shit. House. 😂
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