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Your favorite Magic player’s favorite unknown Magic player. Learning the Pokémon TCG. MTG ELO: 1835 Pokémon CP: New Season Member of The Riptide Project

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2020
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My win total did indeed match my weirdness at 11 Unfortunately top 8 required 12 wins :( Good for 22nd, 500 bucks and the foil Super Shredder. Always mixed emotions for a near miss but this deck was broken, thanks to @RiptideMTG and @IslandGoSAMe for the list. @fireshoes
6-3 going into day 2 with Mono Green Turtles at Spotlight TNMT. Ready to turn my win total to at least my weirdness amount and make @RiptideMTG proud May my heart be my guiding key
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I know we’re all contractually obligated to hate everything related to Universes Beyond. But my Uncle Phil, who passed in 2020, was a massive Trekky and there’s not much I wouldn’t give to crack just one pack with him this Thanksgiving and see him react to some of these cards
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The Electrician™️ puts in light work again
Your 2026 North American Eternal Weekend Legacy Championship winner: Kelvin Wallace! Piloting "Sewwyball" to an impressive 14-2-1 \record @kjwallace18 is now TWO TIME North American EW Legacy Champion! Congrats!!
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There is a third option, more on this later
you either die a player or live long enough to see yourself become a content creator
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Honestly seeing those two names at 1 and 2 might be the actual least surprising thing I’ve ever seen. The sun rising this morning was less predictable.
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Taps sign after reading some of the posts today
Every few weeks I see some yugioh player talk about lands in MTG, or how yugioh is harder than MTG, or something in general about MTG Which I always find fascinating Because I don’t think about Yugioh at all
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For today only, we are changing lingo from “Alpha Strike” to “The Monster Mash”
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This comment section is a lot of fun if you enjoy spectating various degrees of low IQ argument
Really tired of these riftbound players talking shit about magic, just because you couldn't win in magic doesn't mean you have to shit talk our game. Literally any one of my magic friends are clearing your whole team with 1 week of playing.
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The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...
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Is piling cheating? Is piling and then shuffling ok? Is pili… Why don’t you pile up some job applications and some bitches?
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If I could bottle the energy my Semi’s opponent had after I no-sirred the split in the Pokémon 1k this past Sunday in Hartford and then proceeded to put belt to ass to his Hydrapple deck with Dragapult. I would drink 3 bottles a day
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They’re calling it the worst take of all time
Hot take: I'd rather be part of one of the most entertaining World Series ever and lose like the Blue Jays did last year than win a really boring World Series like the Brewers are about to this year.
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Helped Gage test for AC4 and I knew this guy was absolutely cracked out of his mind. Was only a matter of time tbh
Congratulations to Gage Fevold, winner of Arena Championship 13 ! 🏆 After both finalists fought through an exciting Top 4 to earn World Championship invites, Fevold defeated Jeff Lin to claim the title. #AC13
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Pompa of the Balemurk Ex retweeted
The AC commentators having to guess a crucial info for the game state such as cards left in deck because somehow Arena still does not have an spectator mode that lets us watch a game with full information Remember when we were Esports?
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Went 4-4 with 3 homers, 11 RBIand 13 total bases with Dragapult in my first game. You can’t run from this mother fucker
Every generation of Pokemon is now playable in ALL-22 SLUGGER ⚾️ Nuke home runs with Greninja or throw lightning with Lugia. Take on every Gym Challenge from Kanto to Paldea. Free to play: all22pokemon.com/slugger
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Level 37 today Have a feeling this one will be my best level yet, I have been working hard on something that I really can not wait to show to you all. One day soon, until then hope to see everyone in Hartford this weekend.
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The lamest person you know is cooking up a “I can see my house from here” joke as you read this
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We in the kitchen cooking up straight ass
These are all going to be legal in Standard at the same time. Good luck!
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🎶🎶There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away 🎶🎶
I would love to see transparent disqualification/suspension statements like this for Magic. #mtg
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This is about as exciting a matchup for me as can be without my beloved Mets involved. Can’t wait
The World Series matchup is set! Either the Brewers or Rays will win their first championship 🏆
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