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Father/Dad

Naples, Fl
Joined May 2008
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What’s with the 10 egg dozen @LastWeekTonight ?
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New Business Idea: Princess Bride-themed fertility clinic called "Conceivable!"
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What’s YOUR all-time favourite RUSH album???
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Wow. Angi_home. You really screwed up. Canceling an appt 15 minutes before on something that I moved all appts to handle. Shane on you
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I'm staying at my sister's house and my nephew only has Dove for Men in the shower, so if i start agreeing with Joe Rogan, it's not me, it’s the body wash.
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I wish I was kidding. The @hertz rental car that caused me all the problems is being impounded for a suspended registration. So now I’m stranded in 20 degree weather. With my 11 year old daughter. How big is your checkbook Mr hertz?
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Stop liking my posts and do something.
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You are refusing to help me. To get me a car. To do anything
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I’ve sent you direct messages. I’ve heard nothing back. This is criminal negligience.
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I am now stranded with my 11 year old daughter without a car and your solution. Is to figure out a way to go 50 miles on my own time qnd dime to talk to rental counter to resolve in 19 degree weather.
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Dear @Hertz Your customer service is easily the worst. You’ve taken a family vacation and turned it into a trip to nowhere in sub freezing weather. I can’t even find a way to get a human after four calls and 90 minutes. You’re the problem with America. Shame on you.
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Officer, I did not steal that man's wallet. I redacted it from his coat pocket.
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The Ultimate Worrier retweeted
Replying to @atrupar
Can Stephen Miller actually tell us what trump has done that actually benefited the people of America? trump has only enriched himself and actually told his followers he didn’t care about them, he just wanted their votes. They didn’t believe him. He doesn’t govern, he sells access to himself.
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Conversation with my 11yo at the airport,asking where the @Avis shuttle was “Dad, why didn’t we rent from @Hertz. We never have issues with them” “ @avis gave me free rental days as an apology”. “But they are still terrible and waste so much of your time” “I know. Never again”
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I think it's time for Mike Judge to release Idiocracy 2: Return To Normalcy.
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After the Charlie Kirk disconnect (where his mourners may have actually NEVER seen his more problematic statements due to the algorithm and echo bias, and Trump running amuck over the Constitution and human decency, it's time for a new approach.
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Constantly waving our hands and screaming "but Jan 6," "but (insert racist statement)" "but the Epstein files" IS...NOT...Working. We will prevent the end of the world, and everyone will feel fine.
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From now on, for every criticism thrown at MAGA and the far-right we must come up with a solution to the problem we are referencing. This is how we all must move forward. This is my first solution Offer them solutions, offer them alternatives, they will not decline.
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