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He/Him | I've been known to enjoy playing Greninja and Cloud from time to time | Talk to me about music!

Joined June 2024
Oh my god
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me after the openers: man i feel so open rn
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I’ve grown quite fond of these AAVE-obsessed youths and their doting mom, may fortune be kind to them
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Is there a single matchup in smash ultimate where both players are having fun fighting the opposing character. Genuinely struggling to think of an example
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Nvm france is kinda cooking lmfao
Comment les américains se sentent en "sauvant" un fœtus de l'avortement qui mourra 10 ans plus tard dans une tuerie de masse
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If Digger was a Korean film it'd be the unanimous film of the year
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Can't stop laughing with this one
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Replying to @MikeLewTV
I could tell it wasn't you, he was trying to hit me
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I was training a new dude yesterday and I said “god I’m so tired today” and he said “it’s from dragging that huge dick around” and I was like “hell yeah brother that’s what I’m talking about”
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I'm sorry but this is madness
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“Friend, I haven’t even used this stuff yet.” - ‘ABSOLUTE BATMAN’ #9
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The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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I feel like even tho i have way less time to play ive tapped into the same energy i had a year ish ago and im able to like properly think and improve from it 🥹🥹 felt like i was asleep for a while🦭
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In America you go to the cafe and everyone is on their computer - you think, “how much work is to be done?, what company employs this many people?” - not to be euro fetishistic(?) but in that continent the cafe is for gossip, fervour, fun, leisure and the reading of newspapers
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I finally found a movie from 2026 I downright adore
Currently Digging in, will report back
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Leaf and Fentes new top 2 JP players to spectate for SURE
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what is it with men and throwing comp games the minute their sensitive feelings are hurt omg just play u fucking unloved moid
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