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@datawhisp27 Mar 2023

if your hands don’t have any callouses, you’re doing it wrong.

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How are people dealing with the mold ring around the base of your electric toothbrush that forms every couple weeks?

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@datawhispNov 4

What’s the rule for when it’s time to replace a sponge?

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@datawhispNov 2

Ordering new things on Amazon is so convenient, I won’t even spend 10 minutes looking in my house for something.

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@datawhispOct 28

Pay close attention to "bench" at 1:20 youtube.com/watch?v=z0TJLrje…

Lana Del Rey - Tomorrow Never Came (PG Mix)

Lana Del Rey - Tomorrow Never Came (PG Mix)

Background video by Relax Sleep ASMR.

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@datawhispOct 28

"baby you have to forget, and i have to move on..." requires no explanation/direction

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@datawhispOct 13

.@kawhileonard is nicknamed "The Claw" b/c he claws away all your money.

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@datawhispSep 29

Lemons are likely pissed when we give em one squeeze for juice and then throw the whole thing away.

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@datawhispSep 22

Trees are surprisingly tall.

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@datawhispSep 18

If the towel doesn’t smell, all is well.

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paul singman retweeted

So good opusfived.dev/

Opusfived

Opusfived

Make one button blue. Change nothing else. A short interactive comedy about agentic AI assistants that can never just do the thing.

@henryzhangSep 9

Fuck you. Whoever made this site. You win. I’ve never had a site get my blood boiling like this before This is so messed up. opusfived.dev

Opusfived

Opusfived

Make one button blue. Change nothing else. A short interactive comedy about agentic AI assistants that can never just do the thing.

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@datawhispSep 4

I’ve never figured out what I should do when walking past someone.

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paul singman retweeted

@OrevaZSNAug 23

I can’t sleep. So let’s see if the blinding light of my phone, containing virtually every piece of information known to humanity, held just inches from my face for the next 20 minutes, somehow manages to plunge me into a deep, peaceful sleep.

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@datawhispAug 14

If you wait for luck to turn up, life becomes very boring.

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@datawhispAug 12

.@RobinhoodApp we don’t need 100 notifications for the RVII fund. Chill out.

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@datawhispAug 10

Why does the @Spotify play button no longer work on the first try on mobile?

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@datawhispAug 5

The biggest thing print newspapers lack is comment sections.

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@datawhispAug 3

Fedex/UPS have no idea who's giving them packages. Tracking pages give zero idea who the sender/which store it's from.

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@datawhispJul 28

Being headphone-less on a zoom call = status.

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paul singman retweeted

Music over time🎻

@Peal8888Jul 21

I was too young to like this song when it came out. Now that I'm an adult, pure magic.

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@datawhispJul 18

NBA summer league games are squeaky.

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