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trista arugula 🌿

@datesandfigs

Δ = ∞. Midwestern menace. never inconspicuous. films & photos & body. passing through somewhere. @kumquatfig💃

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Joined February 2018
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have a good day/evening/night life
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Why does my safari on my iPhone only allow me to have 500 tabs but there is no option to close all tabs?
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Someday things will be different and I will go to here
Каталина из преисподни (@KatiaDemyanko) profile pictureКаталина из преисподни@KatiaDemyankoOct 30
В этом году я сошла с ума, и очень жду зиму в Петербурге *случаи, когда я схожу с ума будут повторяться*
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Went to the mall the other day to buy a hate, had a typical Bangkok mall experience 😮‍💨
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They hate to see when an American woman has a little motion (eating durian & 5 chili peppers)
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I want a dog :(
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Something about the passing of time & fallen shrines & the devouring essence of nature
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Too bad you can’t exclude anything made by Netflix when browsing movies on Netflix
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Jane Altoids@staticbluebatOct 28
whenever people are shocked she dated the Swans guy prior to being famous you have to remember Madonna was like an underground arts person who created the idea of what a "modern pop star" looks like completely on her own
Brian Burns (@briantburns_) profile pictureBrian Burns@briantburns_Oct 28
Really and truly: the only young actress who actually has what it takes to play Madonna in the biopic.
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One last look at my boobs for your Wednesday night before they get a little boost
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I went here and everyone knew you
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The guy next to me is playing chess, meanwhile my phone :
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I want to go to a supper club
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Ezra fucking Furman in my ear buddies at the airport 🔥
trista arugula 🌿 (@datesandfigs) profile picturetrista arugula 🌿@datesandfigsOct 26
Illuminati fucking hotties on the radio
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sometimes you know a man is gay because of his huge faggot ass cock sucker tattoo
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& he’s in the airport line with his boyfriend
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Same shit, complicated (pm 2.5 x 14 WHO recommendations/170 aqi )
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My new mantra for feelings I have that I don’t like is deny, attack, reverse victim, and offender 😌
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In case you were wondering &/or you forgot
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Honestly, never having any surgery before & flying to a foreign country alone where I know no one for the first one does sound like something I would do 🤪
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Leonard cohen into Kurt vile, oh I’m so sure
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