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Creative technologist ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป โ€ข Chemistry degree โš—๏ธ โ€ข Loves: Oxford commas, and dogs โ€ข Blocked by Trump โ€ข He/him/his โ€ข ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โ€ข @davey@mastodon.online

London
Joined March 2008
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Funny how socialism is evil until farmers need subsidies, corporations need bailouts, or billionaires need tax breaks.
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I am terrified the Democrats wonโ€™t win the midterms. I am terrified what Trump will do if he loses. Fuck you America, for putting the rest of the world in this terrifying place. We will never forget you elected him TWICE!!!! #Midterms26
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Juno overwatch
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Wuyang and Anran's secret third sibling:
Majoring in poop studies at poop university
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lol Louis Walsh being based was not on my bingo card (I will not confirm he is actually based because he always gave me creepy vibes) but Iโ€™m surprised
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bakers after kneading
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In case you never heard Peppa Pig singing
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In case you never heard a lynx meowing
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
milk my prostate and stroke my cock a little if i'm wrong but isn't sonic the hedgehog a cat?
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
so this is just a thing now every time the right-wing loses an election.
JUST IN: Elon Musk says Brazil's presidential election results do not "add up"
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
i wanted to make a tool to recreate the original wordart outputs, so i went through the various screenshots i could find and tweaked the built-in styles by eye. it's pretty fun to play with, and i didn't realise how it would take me back to sitting in the computer rooms at my school in the late '90s. enjoy! titleart.dvy.io
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Juno saying โ€œI see a sni-โ€œ then immediately getting her head taken off is actual comedy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
well if you saw her why didnt u move?
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
weโ€™re taking cutlery nudes now
Nแบกp nฤƒng lฦฐแปฃng sau 1 buแป•i tแบญp chรขn ๐Ÿซฉ
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she looks like Big Birds pussy
this was so high fashion of her
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Man fuck you bro who wrote this
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Iโ€™m sorry thereโ€™s no one touching Britney in her prime. She was just a star.
Britney Spearsโ€™ ICONIC 2002 Super Bowl Pepsi commercial was literally a cultural MOMENT. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‘‘
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