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The past 9 years I’ve thought Michael Scott was my friend. Until tonight 👌🏽🤔 – at Queens, NY
Both my kids each got 4 shares for their birthday within the last month. They got to open a little something too, which made them and us smile but by Christmas those toys won’t matter. Next year they won’t remember what they opened.
I’ll continue to purchase $SPCX for the family 🚀
Next year we’ll hopefully make it to Flordia for the first Starship Flordia launch.
I got my $200. I’ve paid $2,820 in just electricity this year. So I got 7% off the total. 7% is what a restaurant gives you when you complain the food is cold or wasn’t good. It’s enough to get you to not leave a bad review but not enough to prevent you from telling your friends the meal sucked.
To make it worse, they aren’t even getting a ring. It’s common for some/most employees to get a ring(simplified version) but he ran a phishing campaign and not giving them a ring ☠️
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees.
Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns."
(via @joevardon)
Murder by Community Notes 💀 LFG
WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
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Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers
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The new Tesla Roadster 🤯
@Kalshi, which YouTuber will be the first to use FlipMode in Times Square? Set the odds.
FlipMode is ™ by @bjellus23 🔒😅
David retweeted
Tokyo has almost zero public trash cans.
Not in the subway stations.
Not on the sidewalks.
Not in the parks.
Yet you can walk five miles through a city of 14 million people
and not find a single discarded coffee cup.
In New York, Paris, or London, removing trash cans produces a landfill within four hours.
In 1995, Tokyo removed its public bins after a domestic terror attack.
The city never put them back.
Why didn’t the streets drown in filth?
Because in this country, a child is taught from age three:
"Your trash belongs to you. Take it home in your pocket."
They didn’t solve cleanliness by hiring an army of sweepers.
They solved it by raising 120 million people who refuse to make their mess someone else's burden.
Welcome to the party Apple. We’ve been waiting about a decade for you to do something like that.
APPLE IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH A DOORBELL
Apple’s $AAPL upcoming push into smart home devices will include a doorbell, thermostat and other accessories developed through a partnership with LG Electronics
The products will be part of an ecosystem of devices that work with Apple’s new smart home products - Bloomberg
ALT AI illistration of what an Apple doorbell could look like (I am dumb so this is probably not close)