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@davidivanneil

bad boy folk (he/haw/him)

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davidivanneil.bandcamp.com
Joined January 2013
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If you can’t laugh then what? THEN WHAT
Whenever someone gets angry or confused by something a person did or said, I just think ‘have you not met people before?’
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@jaythechou24 Jan 2022
I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into another movie or TV show until I forget: Day 321
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Information permanent vacation
max (@maxgowan_) profile picturemax@maxgowan_14 Jan 2022
This may be obvious and has likely been said before, but I’ve been increasingly feeling like the sheer volume of information I/we consume on a daily basis is not meant for human beings to do. It’s making me weird and insane. Gonna try and reduce it
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sign up for my newsletter! I promise I will never send you anything! No emails! Nothing!
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Ethan Hardy@ethanhardy21 Dec 2021
You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror
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New Xmas content! davidivanneil.bandcamp.com
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Included a line about ‘doing sour puss shots’ in honour of @BAJohnston
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@JosephPera16 Nov 2021
They said a book with a title this long & dumb wasn't possible but today, after 3+ years, its finally here: bit.ly/3Di01H3
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What crime does a white boy have to commit to warrant the sentence of ‘laying down the boogie and playing that funky music until you die’?
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Dara Ó Briain
@daraobriain14 Sep 2021
Gutted. Was supposed to be attending a wedding in Trinidad, but it’s just been cancelled. Family won’t say why.
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Oh hey Drew Carey has been the host of the price is right for 14 years yeah time is real ok bye
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The greatest
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@ComedyCentral14 Sep 2021
Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.
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Holy fuck. RIP Norm Macdonald
What’s everyone’s go to Neil Young song right now? Mines ‘Good To See You’
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Jamie Henn
@jamieclimate9 Aug 2021
Never forget that we had all the scientific evidence we needed to act on global warming over 40 years ago, but the fossil fuel industry spent millions to spread disinformation and block climate action. Global warming isn’t a tragedy, it’s a crime.
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“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine. Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
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Nate Odenkirk@birthdaynate28 Jul 2021
He's going to be okay.
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#entomology Twitter. What the heck is this?
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