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Once again ACCEPTING offers to referee alien vs ghost backgammon tournaments! Find out how to expand your fantastical at https://nitter.cf/t.co/se5SqfgjxQ

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2009
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youtu.be/dIBNCBAzBos?is=TSPw… The bit where Letterman says “we regard you as the best of the best - the one who has it in every fibre of his being” he is speaking about - and on behalf - of comedy.
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First trailer for the Norm Macdonald documentary — directed by Judd Apatow. Releasing October 16 on Netflix.
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Brilliant Movie Idea - it’s a freaky Friday body switch movie. But the people that switch are already identical twins, so even THEY don’t notice #BrillantMovieIdea
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Just won another won of these best screenplay awesome dealies. Yay. Amazing news! Eloise Is Awesome was just selected by Los Angeles Movie & Music Video Awards via FilmFreeway.com!
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Last Saturday I spent nearly 54 hours on my phone in ONE day! Who can beat that? #winner
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Betcha can’t name a word that starts in a, ends in a, is the letter a, can be spelled using only the letter a, and is Fonzie’s catch phrase!
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I am, therefore I THINK! Suck on that philosophy!
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This post is NOT about laser powered horses. It’s not even a LITTLE bit about laser powered horses. (Or even LPHS).
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What REALLY Ruined Michael Jackson… The truth will shock, and excite you! medium.com/p/what-really-rui…
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Everyone is so distracted thinking that surely not EVERYONE was Kung-Fu fighting, that they are missing that those cats were fast as LIGHTNING! That seems even MORE implausible! #KungFuFighting
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Also it was only a LITTLE bit frightening. It actually sounds down right TERRIFYING!
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The expert timing on the other hand sounds spot on. Those cats were very well trained.
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Did Snoop spell his name? I’ve been wondering how it’s spelled for decades! #AFLGrandFinal #SnoopDogg
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Top Ten signs that the Cloud 9 you thought you were on is actually only like cloud 63, and it’s a no good scheming cloud! open.substack.com/pub/davidt…
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Today topic: Top ten reasons the head might well be one of the top five body parts! Whatcha Got.. open.substack.com/pub/davidt…
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Does anyone know how to take a screenshot of the inside of your own mind?
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Fun fact: I’m so badass and rad at eating carrots, that when I do it on public transport hardly ANYONE accuses me of being a bunny in a full human skin suit!
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Trump is talking beef - clearly trying to distract from Ham Watch 25 #HamWatch25 #ham
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