Davy_DCist

Hey everyone, I've been gone for a bit. Did I miss something? Wait, @dcist got shut down? F**K THAT.

White smoke? I don't need this shit today.

Why hello there. What did I miss?

This storm heading towards DC reminds me of "The Perfect Storm." Fell asleep before end; Clooney survives, right? bit.ly/PSZdir

Mandatory tweet about scary storm.

Watching "Twister" right now. Bill Paxton is a bad-ass. He'd be all over this storm.

What did I miss, bitches?

I hear there are "specific and confirmed" reports of rain out there. Can someone confirm?

WaPo Willie is dead. Serves him right for getting between me and milk.

Climate change deniers: with today as a sense of what's to come, the future's really looking up, huh? Jerks.

100 degrees for a normal human is like 700 for a stick figure. FML.

Bring it, Thunder Lord.

Going canoeing on Connecticut Avenue this evening.

How did I end up in Ocean City?

This weather is making me happy. It's a strange feeling.

Hey @dcist_martin, beer me.

That stupid groundhog looks to have been right.

@Dizzyluv25 I'm the best Dave of that bunch. Don't front.

I will end you, Phil, if you're f**king around about seeing your shadow. END YOU. dcist.com/2011/02/groundhog_…

Didn't Obama say something about winning the future yesterday? HOW DO WE WIN IF WE SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN 2 HRS EARLY?!?