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Guitarist for @ArkhavenBand. I dig music, computers, and just about anything that has to do with Maryland.

Baltimore
Joined November 2010
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If you need to know how to handle crowd injuries as a band, @thewonderyears just put on a textbook performance at @VansWarpedTour. Hope they turn out alright.
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That kinda looks like..., you know what, never mind. 🤔
Pulled his hamstring at the 50 and still ran 76 yards for the touchdown 👀🔥
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we've signed CB Dicaprio Bootle to our practice squad
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Go easy, legend. 👑
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People whining about how Gojira playing the Olympics is “satanic” as if their entire discography isn’t just about trees and nature and shit LMAO
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12-hour timelapse of American Airlines, Delta, and United plane traffic after what was likely the biggest IT outage in history forced a nationwide ground stop of the three airlines.
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How to fix the Crowdstrike thing: 1. Boot Windows into safe mode 2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike 3. Delete C-00000291*.sys 4. Repeat for every host in your enterprise network including remote workers 5. If you're using BitLocker jump off a bridge
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OH MY MOUNTY
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That was crispy tho.
Never seen a “cricket” player do this
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TEAM TEAM TEAM! We will see you Monday! ➡️ go.umd.edu/ncaa_semifinal
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GO TERPS!!! On to the FINAL FOUR! 📰: go.umd.edu/3wIdSsa   #BeTheBest
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ok a thread abt why i think con air is one of the best action movies in history
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One day you’ll set your last PR and you won’t even know it… Enjoy the ride. – at San Diego, CA
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With the update that the search has become a recovery, that’s 12 construction workers who have died in the span of a year in separate incidents on either side of I-695
In the span of about a year, 6 members of a construction crew were killed while working on the western span of I-695, and 6 members of a construction crew are unaccounted for after a bridge collapse on the eastern span of the same highway... thebaltimorebanner.com/commu…
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Radio traffic from the first arriving @BaltimoreFire unit. “SOC5 to Battalion 6 and Communications, I’m at Fort Armistead, be advised the entire bridge, the entire Key Bridge is in the harbor.” – at Baltimore, MD
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The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland which crosses the Patapsco River has reportedly Collapsed within the last few minutes after being Struck by a Large Container Ship; a Mass Casualty Incident has been Declared with over a Dozen Cars and many Individuals said to be in the Water.
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I have some extra tickets to FOB and Jimmy Eat World tmrw in Baltimore hmu :)
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It was 10 Leap Years ago today that my karate teacher and kidnapper, Jeff Doucet, was arrested for aggregated kidnapping. It would only be 16 days away before my father, Gary Plauche, would shot and kill him in front of a TV News Camera! 40th Anniversary
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We are the ultimate halftime adjustment. @Ravens – at Maryland, USA
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